CONAN Highlight: Dana knows Trump seems like a nut, at least he doesn't lather himself in peanut butter like Jimmy Carter.
Conan jokes about 420, Kid Rock's White House visit, and Bill O’Reilly’s severance package.
Earlier in the day at rehearsal, Conan cut a comedy sketch featuring a live goat. Then he learned he’d still have to pay for the goat.
15-year-old Claudia was totally in love with Ewan McGregor, so when he came to her house she decided the best way to entice him was to completely ignore him.
Comedian Brad Wenzel can’t believe we went from a charming black dude to a guy who looks like he was just upside down.
It’s almost like marijuana users are easily confused.
Years ago at SNL, Dana observed the Rolling Stone cussing out an animal for no particular reason.
Claudia has an apple body type, which means she looks good in a short skirt but will probably die of heart disease — unless she gets murdered first.
Dana shows off his highly specific impressions of Bernie Sanders riding Pirates of the Caribbean at Disneyland and Tom Brokaw asking “Where’s the library?” in Spanish.
CONAN Highlight: Apparently in the early 90’s you couldn’t film a movie at the Plaza Hotel unless you gave The Donald a part.