Conan jokes about the solar eclipse, the Secret Service, and Trump 2020.

Apparently when you’re Al Pacino, the strip club comes to you.

Fake solar eclipse glasses can cause permanent eye damage. Good thing Andy tested his out first.

Myq offers up various options of what to say when someone knocks on the bathroom door, his favorite being "no one’s here."

Sometimes Matt likes to partake in a little gaslighting when asked about "Friends" reunion rumors.

Brittany just wants to go on a date with someone who won’t insult her looks or freestyle rap.

Eclipse watchers in the path of totality got totally pumped up by the man upstairs.

Back in the day, Matt made fun of his "Friends" co-star for investing in a station wagon long before she was a mom.

CONAN Highlight: The President asks his predecessor if he has any poignant Nelson Mandela quotes he can borrow.