Oooh! Ahhh! Welcome to the Brand New Team Coco Teaser Site!
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, beards, squirrels, and freckles too.... Your eyes are not deceiving you! WELCOME TO OUR BRAND NEW TEAM COCO TEASER SITE! This is just a small taste of the awesomesauce that is about to be poured onto all of your plates in the weeks to come. THE TOUR IS OVER, AND A THICK FOG OF ANTICIPATION HAS SETTLED ACROSS THE LAND. If you take a look up at that sparkling new countdown clock up top, you'll notice that we're just about two months out from our very first show back on television... And two months might SEEM like a lot, but I promise you the time will fly by. I GUARANTEE IT. For instance: If you can't tell by that overpowering "New Website" smell around here, we have officially started kickstarted the Coco engine and are beginning to fuel our comedy battlestations!! Prepare yourselves, friends. Make sure you're well rested, eating right, and perfecting those jumpkicks. This is going to be an amazing two months. ;)
SPEAKING OF THE FUTURE, what better way is there to kick off a new jam than by saying farewell to an old one? The Emmys are this Sunday, and yours truly - along with Team Coco members Sharon Hardy, Jason Chillemi, and Roey Hershkovitz - will be in attendence! We'll be tweeting, taking pics, and posting videos from our arrival, though the awards show, and right up until the curtain falls! Follow all of the action over at our Official Team Coco Facebook page, starting Sunday at 6:30pm ET! You can also see a small ad for our live blogging event on the right side of this page - just look for the orange box and the perfectly-to-scale Bley head. (Those who have met me know that my head is insanely large. For realz, yo.)
Anyway. Aside from my beach ball sized cranium mucking up the place, what do you guys think of our new digs?! You likey? Yes/no/maybe so? I have to say, I didn't realize that Conan's eyes would move - so the first time I loaded up the page and he winked at me, I nearly wet myself! (To be fair though, I really had to go. I think these pants are too tight.)
Welcome to The Future, everybody!
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TEAM COCO TWEETS
Had to see a men’s doctor today. Why? Let’s just say "Newt is no longer surging in the polls."
"Someone please tell this guy that the Colts didn't make the #Superbowl this year. But do it gently." - @BigBley http://t.co/mHuUabVa
"Making new friends at the Playboy #Superbowl party. PS - I'm the guy in the gold chains." - @BigBley http://t.co/SF2aGsep
Walking in to this Playboy "Leather & Lace" #Superbowl party... I think this person "checked" the wrong thing: http://t.co/UHnTYT2S
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I'm really excited, Bley. So, so damn excited. You have done an absolutely stellar job with this site and I can't wait to see what happens next.
Fantastic job on the new website design! I really love the color scheme, graphics...everything! I am SO excited for the Emmys! Now even more knowing that you guys will be posting pics and updates! :D
Why can't I see the ad for the live blogging event? :( Nonetheless, I am SUPER EXCITED for the next two months!! :D
First of all congrats on the new site. I do like it.
The Emmy live blogging will be awesome with a cherry on top..
I can't wait for the show to start... good luck at the Emmy's.
Long time, no talk! (Haha!) The new page is amazing. You make the next two months sound like they will be worth living, so I shall do that.
Doesn't Conan wink at you all the time in real life? I'd think you'd be used to it by now....
I'm liking the new color scheme a lot. Dude, you are doing an excellent job. The only think that is not working for me is the menu bar at the top (must be the damn Internet Explorer).
I'm so excited about the Emmys! I have a family wedding that afternoon, and I'll be leaving before you start your live blogging. See how I have my priorities very clear...
It was so cool chatting today with you. Totally worth my lack of sleep. (Again, priorities...)
Keep it up! See ya!
Yeah, the eyes freaked me out a bit as well, especially the winking! But I like it! It's fun! Also love the new countdown clock! Bearded Conan Yay!
I think my parents are going to think I'm acting really weird on Sunday if I watch the Emmys upstairs in widescreen. I will be laughing and they will be like, "What the hell is wrong with Darci today? Did she take her meds?" So, I'll go watch downstairs, on my old see-thru green TV. Yep, I have a prison TV that is see-thru green. Jealous, I know.
Ok, I'm off to get some sleep, but I will be working on my next story or film (most likely story) entitled "Lattestein."
I hope you and your perfectly scaled head have a great time at the Emmys. We'll be glued to our TVs and the FB wall, I'm sure.
I tried that and it's still blocked. I'll keep messing around with it though, thanks!
Ashley, you should be able to see it if you add an exception to your Adblock list. Open Adblock Preferences, click Add Filter, and then type in the following: @@|http://www.teamcoco.com/ then click OK and refresh the page.
I'm so in love with this new design! Props to you and anyone else that may have been involved in creating it. Though there is one thing; that box on the right where you claim your gigantic head is, it doesn't show up if you're using Ad-Block. Is there a way to fix that? It'd be awesome if only I could see it!
Can't wait for Sunday!
I love the new look. Very nice (plus black text on a white background is *so* much easier to read - thank you, thank you!) Can't wait for your live tweets, thank goodness it won't be *too* late UK time!
I LOVE this! so fresh!
my fav bit is his wink ;)
"And two months might SEEM like a lot, but I promise you the time will fly by. "
yes!!
have fun at the Emmys guys!
Coco just winked at me and it made my day! Love it! X D
Love the new look of the page. I'm glad you are leaving the dark tones of the previous times to embrace a more colorful and vibrant image for the blog. And I also love the new look of the countdown clock! It's good to see a recent picture of Conan!
I can't wait to see all the nice stuff you have in reserve for us in the future!
Good luck to Conan and Team Coco for the Emmys! I'll be watching and reading along on the teamcoco page.
YES!!!!! I get to see Conan with his amazing beard and he just winked at me! I think I'm going to have the best weekend ever!
I am loving this new site, Bley! And I'm so happy to hear Chill is still with y'all! I'm so excited for everything that's happening for you and for US! :D You are the greatest, Bley.
This comment section is odd-- losing remarks and all. I'll try once more... But your updated new page does look great!
I hope you guys aren't too bored at the Emmy Awards, since those things are like three hours or more. Geez these award ceremonies are LONG. Hopefully it will be fun and entertaining and not boring. Sorry. On a brighter note (?), I am hoping that TTS wins on Sunday! I'll be following along on teamcoco page and watching the Emmys on TV.
This new site is totally fancy! But I feel like I should only visit it if I'm properly attired...oversized polyester 'TEAM COCO' jersey, right hand holding a beer and left hand feverishly waving an oversize foam 'NUMBER ONE!!!' hand sign thinger. And the greatest thing about this 'arena' is that IT'S ALL CONAN ALL THE TIME - opposing teams not welcome here. *sticks out tongue* =P
Have fun at the Emmy's - I'll be stalking you. YOU MAKE IT TOO EASY. =)
Is there a monkey hammering at that countdown clock? haha I can't wait for the Emmys on Sunday!! You guys are the best and deserve the best.
All the new Conan-y goodness in the past few days is OVERWHELMING! Too much excitement is bad for the ol' heart....If it keeps up at this rate I might not be around to see Nov 8.
Regardless of what I just said, keep it coming! :D
Also I LOVE the new countdown timer with that sexy ass pic- and as I've mentioned a billion times I think the little worker dude with the hammer making the seconds go by is adorable :]
Have fun at the Emmys biffers! I will be staring at my computer/tv screen intently munching on none other then Cheetios, Cheese popcorn & PBR
(okay maybe not PBR, that stuff tastes like ass:D)
I wouldn't know the size of your head, as you refused to come off stage to take a picture with me.. Remember? Minneapolis show? I begged you to sign my boobs.
Make way Leno - Conan is back!
Wait a second, can someone tell me where 'awesomesauce' comes from?
Bley, I've said it before and will say it again - you are made of Amazing. I love this new site. I love the journey you've taken us on this summer. I love everything about everything you do. Thank you so much!
Great Job on the new site Bley. No nonsense outta you and Chills at the emmy's, I haven't been working for 6 months and have no money to bail you guys out of Jail.
Well I think Gary is already making himself comfortable, I was having problems logging in, but besides that all I have to say WOOOOOOOOO! NEW SITE! (kinda).
I like the color scheme, it's nice and bright, it's like we are coming out of the darkness of the last several months and into the light of a new wonderful age.
The winking Conan is kinda creepy though.
Holy cannoli, this is awesome! Great job - and like you, I freaked out at seeing Conan moving his eyes. It's almost a bit creepy! Have a great time at the Emmys; I'll be rooting for you!! :D
Conan winking at me makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.
It's looking good, Bley! I cannot believe you guys are going to the Emmys! This is going to be one memorable evening, I can feel it!
Curious, though, does the "Conan O'Brien Presents: Team Coco" mean that's going to be the title of the show? Or are we just keeping the cult mentality (haha) to support the impending titled show?
Have a great time at the Emmy's and I really am liking the new website!!! Conan winking scared me when i first saw it :P Again have a great time at the Emmy's!
LOVE the TRS-Color Computer image!!!! Also known as the COCO computer! :) Very clever!
Can't wait for the new show and to see Conan accept the Emmy for you guys!!!
Thanks for the heads-up on that. We will check it out!
Loving the new site. The eyes animation could be made creepier by following the pointer around the screen.
That said, could you please validate your feed so those of us who follow TeamCOCO.com in an RSS reader can enjoy video/image hilarity instead of staring at html embed codes?
Now I'm thinking of Britney Spears singing "Ooops, I crapped my pants" to the tune of "Ooops, I did it aagain...."
'Oops I crapped my pants can really hold alot of dung' '....Hey, how do you know so much about Oops, I crapped my pants?' "Because I'm wearing them, and I just did,"
DAMMIT. You wet yourself, AGAIN, Bley? We really need to get you "Oops I crapped my pants!"
HEY CONAN WE CAN'T WAIT TILL YOU'RE ON T.V. AGAIN. EVEN MY 8YR OLD DAUGHTER LOVES YOU. A FEW TEARS COME OUT OF OUR EYES AFTER YOUR LAST SHOW. I PROMISED MY DAUGHTER THAT SOMEDAY SHE WILL MEET YOU, SOMEDAY I WILL GIVE HER THAT SURPRISE..I WILL LOOK FORWARD TO IT...YOU ARE THE MAN CONAN...
Wow! I'm so impressed.
DUDE, the new site ROCKS! Seriously, I love it! Especially the winking Conan hehe. Great job my friend. :)
And EXCUSE ME. I met you in person and I don't think your head is insanely large! I mean, it's no bigger than George Lopez's head. I love the man, but the dude has a big head, too. ;)
yay, it's working now!! thanks so much :D
Yo! We're aware there are some bugs in the RSS. We're checking them out. Thanks!
This website is evolving in awesome ways... Love it!
BTW, is anyone else having issues with the rss feed for this blog? Mine has been "failed to load" for the past week....
I am soooooo excited for this site! It looks great. I'm sure Conan is so stoked and feels honored to have it up and running!!! Can't wait to find out what happens on Sunday.
I can't get enough of the new look! It's like a dream come true, Conan winking at me and all...
I just had a cool thought; A "click here" button next to Conan's [cute!] countdown clock photo that says a little Conan-ism when you click it. :] ;] :] ;]
HOLY CRAP BLEY, I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK LAST NIGHT FROM YOUR FACEBOOK COUP AND THIS SITE UPDATE! Actually I think my internet did have a heart attack or something because it crapped out on me. :( Anywho, this is AWESOME. I can't believe how many digs you guys have across the interwebs! (BTW, I love that this page actually says "interwebs".) Classes start Monday and I start research work again soon, too. How am I ever going to get stuff done??? DARN, I guess I'll have to find a way! ;)
If that's a monkey, then it's a monkey whose mama took part in some kind pre-pregnancy experimental scientific shenanigans. =P
It's a monkey, hanna.:]
I just noticed the robot/ alien hybrid-being pounding down the seconds up there on the count down clock...
OMG WHAT IS THAT.
Love the new look! My only nitpick... I thought Conan's eyes were blue? Or would that have been to freaky and realistic? Then maybe Bley would have screamed like a little girl, too. "Conan?! What are you doing in my monitor?! Not cool, man! You know this is Bley-time!"