Team Coco @ The Majestic Theatre
There's a creepy poultry freak in the news, but it's probably not this poor sap in Conan's audience.
...and yet for some reason, Conan's director keeps implying this poor guy loves to fly Grope Air.
Team Coco @ The Tabernacle Atlanta
Our audience members are looking to make a deal to unload some of their junk.
Pyongyang has 28 state-approved hairdos but the guy with the perm may not make the grade.
Our audience is looking to unload their junk and we just want to help them out.
Brent keeps putting his foot in his mouth, which are the only two body parts he didn't mention.
It's a new year and our audience members are ready to make that change...like banging sportcasters.
Our audience members are looking to make a deal...and we're here to help out.
Saturn just gave birth to a moon. I'm pretty sure she¹s not a single parent, because she has a ring.
Previously on #CONAN: @ConanOBrien uses @MaryKay products to transform himself into The Joker -> http://t.co/g7CvLDBiHk