There's only so much white high-fiving a black man can take before it gets scary.
CONAN Highlight: Many suspect the ABC anchor was soused, but as the tape shows, she was not alone.
The results weren't in yet, so Conan made sure to cover his bases. All his bases.
Ugh. Democracy is so much work.
CONAN Highlight: Local news has a thirst-inducing take on the presidential election.
The Republican Party is filled with stars...sorta.
Politics and social media have always been an annoying mix.
These polls have a margin of error of 0%.
It was a night of political nuance and intelligent discussion...for Triumph to poop on!
Conan cut this clip from Tuesday's show, but the writers bullied him into sharing it with America.
Sunday was Daylight Savings Time, so I gained an hour of sunscreen.
RT @ConanOBrien: Sunday was Daylight Savings Time, so I gained an hour of sunscreen.