Children
Eric Christian Olsen Taught His Son To Pee In The BushesWhat began as an innocent lesson about environmentalism turned into an embarrassing situation at preschool.
Thomas Middleditch Thinks Kids Are TurdsThomas isn't thinking about procreating anytime soon, he’s still too traumatized by the memory of kids calling him mean nicknames like "Middlebitch."
Amanda Peet Told Her Daughter Sex Was A “Special Hug”Things really got confusing when the topic of safe sex came up and Amanda had to explain that hugging isn’t actually dangerous.
Morena Baccarin’s 3-Year-Old Son Is Fascinated With The Human FormMorena’s 3-year-old son asked why his younger sister has a "front butt."
Christina Applegate Loves Eavesdropping On Her 6-Year-Old DaughterChristina was delighted to overhear that her daughter’s friend thinks sex is "when you're outside naked with your ex-girlfriend."
Kaitlin Olson’s Scary 6-Year-Old SonCONAN Highlight: Kaitlin’s young son is just going through one of those phases where you watch people from afar and talk about death.
Bill Burr On Being A New DadBill didn’t feel qualified to be a dad until he realized that any moron can keep a kid alive.
Amanda Peet Can't Stop Swearing Around Her KidsWhether it's reading a filthy story to her son or hearing her daughter drop the F-bomb, the Peet household is very NSFW.
Zach Galifianakis Is A Very Strict DadZach is a firm believer in physical education for his 2-year-old, but not so hot on all that fancy readin'.
Ron Funches: My Son Can Be A Great WingmanWhen his son is cute, he can help Ron seal the deal with a lady. Or he can be the ultimate c***-block.
Christina Applegate Constantly Lies To Her DaughterWhen Christina isn't laughing at her daughter’s panic, she’s threatening her with Santa punishments.
Chris Pratt’s Child-Rearing TipsChris has some great ideas on raising kids who completely miss the point of punishments.
Kind Hearts Daycare For Unvaccinated KidsCONAN Highlight: The daycare center that's figured out a way for vaccinated and unvaccinated kids to still attend school together.