Here is my one sentence, all-purpose commencement speech: Now get out there and do stuff until you die.
Conan has some encouraging words for the 2011 Dartmouth graduating class!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you shoot the apple out of a T-shirt cannon at the doctor’s face.
RT @WalaAwaysheh: What do you do when you can't sleep? Watch @ConanOBrien @TeamCoco and laugh till everyone in the house wakes up