Dr. Phil McGraw
Dr. Phil Would Support Oprah For PresidentCONAN Highlight: Dr. Phil thinks Oprah is more well-read and well-versed in world affairs than our current president. Plus he's angling for an ambassadorship in Portofino.
Dr. Phil: Trump Needs Parental Controls On His ComputerOne of the first things you learn when you grow up is — you don’t have to react to everything. Dr. Phil thinks Trump’s Twitter is proof he hasn’t learned that lesson yet.
Dr. Phil’s Marriage Advice For ConanDr. Phil thinks that if Conan managed to find a woman willing to be married to him for 16 years, he just needs to "shut the f*** up."
Dr. Phil Crashed His Dirt Bike In His DrivewayDr. Phil broke six ribs, dislocated his shoulder, and tore his rotator cuff while doing a wheelie on a dirt bike in his own driveway.
Look At Dr. Phil In The Eyes, Dang It!People who don’t make eye contact are usually hiding something, Dr. Phil says. Like Conan & Andy with their beady, lizard eyes.
Dr. Phil McGraw Doesn't Think Conan REALLY Wants To Talk To HimDuring the commercial breaks, Conan chats with Dr. Phil, but Dr. Phil senses his heart isn't really into it.
Conan Quizzes Dr. Phil With MCAT QuestionsDr. Phil had to pass the Medical College Admission Test to become a doctor, and Conan checks to see if he still has his medical mojo.
Dr. Phil McGraw Helped Oprah With "Telling The Truth…Effectively”Dr. Phil is trained to spot when people lie in the courtroom. And he thinks Conan is full of @#$!.
“Dr. Phil” Without Dialogue Still Works GreatDr. Phil is such a skillful mediator that he can give advice even when he's stuck in a silent movie.
Andy's UberKick App Lets Him Be A Sidekick For HireWhen Andy Richter steps out to moonlight as Dr. Phil's sidekick, Conan hires Hannibal Buress to fill in.
Dr. Phil On Naked Celebrity SelfiesCONAN Highlight: Dr. Phil doesn't trust "the cloud" and wonders how come only beautiful people's phones are getting hacked.
Dr. Phil McGraw Vs. Punxatawney Dr. PhilThe mustachioed Texan meets the show's resident bald rodent and the sparks fly.
Dr. Phil McGraw's Secrets To A Long MarriageTo quote his father, "Never miss a chance to shut the f*** up."
Scraps: Congrats, Dr. Phil!Conan wants to send Dr. Phil an expletive-laden video of congratulations.
Dr. Phil's Interview With Donald Sterling's AssistantCONAN Highlight: He may be a doctor, but it seemed that some Dr. Phil's questions for V. Stiviano weren't very appropriate.
Punxsutawney Dr. Phil's Celebrity Love AdviceThere are a lot of famous couples splitting up, and our bald rodent relationship expert gets to the root of the problem.
Punxsutawney Dr. Phil's Valentine's Day AdviceWell, it's supposed to be Valentine's Day advice; but that bald rodent just wants to diagnose Conan's problems.
Punxsutawney Dr. Phil ReturnsThe bald rodent isn't so great with predicting weather, but he's great at diagnosing Conan's many problems.
Introducing Punxsutawney Dr. Phil This unholy bald animal can predict the weather AND help fix Conan's personal problems.
Dr. Phil Gives Conan A Sex QuizTurns out Conan needs to communicate his needs better, like asking his wife to wear the Kaiser helmet.
Dr. Phil McGraw Doesn't Get Internet SexHe's mystified how Manti Te'o never saw his "girlfriend" after dating for so long.
Andy Does An Emergency Audience Seat RefillA prime CONAN seat is empty, prompting Andy Richter to spring into action!
Dr. Phil Gets Frisky About Tag-Teaming, Sex-Killing TVsDr. Phil breaks the ice with a simple proposal to Andy and Conan.
Dr. Phil Knows How To Handle "Bitches"Dr. Phil helps a lot of people on the show, including professional bitches.
Dr. Phil Has 17 Bathrooms & Full-Potential ErectionsDr. Phil learned two important things from his father, two very strange, important things.