And of those zillion friends, each one likes to make deeply weird fan art. Usually with cats.
"You have no idea how to navigate a Facebook page." - Andy Richter
What's not to like? EVERYTHING
He's trying to firm up his 2016 prospects by casually mentioning his sports car and his heavy weaponry.
Conan's fabulous celebrity-friends are very active on Facebook.
Conan's got invites from Chris Brown, Lindsay Lohan, and Amanda Bynes. Be careful, Conan!
Politics and social media have always been an annoying mix.
We're jealous; Kanye West, Khloe Kardashian and Mitt Romney have de-friended us.
Fingers crossed for a "silently judging" button.
How will Palo Alto's soon-to-be millionaires spend their social media cash? Submit your suggestion now.
Just had the best breakfast of my life. Sorry, Mom. http://t.co/M7vGEP8KvX
#CONAN Monologue: Conan jokes about Apple, @BoyScouts, @Pontifex, and more... -> http://t.co/ACpJJdrLoq http://t.co/FDoPg3c5Cb