The only impediment to Conan's quest for glory is Food Network judge Marcus Samuelsson. Your goose is cooked, Chef...
And the best part of making fudgy pasta is the chocolate-espresso martini Giada serves at the end.
Giada rattles off pasta names in her perfect Italian accent and Conan falls in love.
Welcome to a reality not unlike our own, except that hot dogs squirm.
Ah, springtime in LA, when the birds return for pilot season.
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