The only impediment to Conan's quest for glory is Food Network judge Marcus Samuelsson. Your goose is cooked, Chef...
And the best part of making fudgy pasta is the chocolate-espresso martini Giada serves at the end.
Giada rattles off pasta names in her perfect Italian accent and Conan falls in love.
Welcome to a reality not unlike our own, except that hot dogs squirm.
Still can’t believe that "Elon Musk" isn’t an Eastern European cologne tycoon.
Previously on #CONAN: @StevieHaute shows Conan a bloody good time. -> http://t.co/SjAUnGPdB8