Comedian Jay Larson has a new comedy album, Self-Diagnosed. We're pros at "self-diagnosing," but we're still working on the whole "self-prescribing-ourselves-painkillers" thing.
Still can’t believe that "Elon Musk" isn’t an Eastern European cologne tycoon.
Previously on #CONAN: #DonaldSterling shows @AndersonCooper that he's no racist! -> http://t.co/2yfX8TMtE1