Comedian Jay Larson has a new comedy album, Self-Diagnosed. We're pros at "self-diagnosing," but we're still working on the whole "self-prescribing-ourselves-painkillers" thing.
I sense there is a plan to commemorate my birthday with an equestrian statue on the Washington Mall and I approve.
RT @thecomedybureau: .@teamcoco's Bill Tull gives more budget tips, this time for Easter http://t.co/3JmhWu95M0