CONAN Highlight: As soon as the fetal celebrity realized its parentage, it made a break for sweet freedom.
Kimye's unborn spawn is still on the lam, despite a would-be life of luxury.
That wiley fetus & placenta are like a modern-day Bonnie & Clyde, one step ahead of the law.
President Obama is embroiled in 3 scandals. After hearing this, Bill Clinton said, “Amateur.”
#Intertubes: Internet memes imagined as a '90s toy commercial, @RyanGosling hates his corn flakes & MORE -> http://t.co/jIuElxOo7j