Penises
HBO's New Show "Euphoria" Features Every Type Of PenisHBO's first teen drama grapples with addiction, depression, and ding-a-lings.
Jesse Tyler Ferguson On Ed O’Neill’s Fake Penis PrankJesse shared a steam room scene with his “Modern Family” father and had to avert his eyes away from a particularly prominent area...
Evan Peters Accidentally Showed Jessica Lange His JunkCONAN Highlight: Jessica got more than an eyeful of Evan's goodies when he didn't apply his "cock sock" correctly.
Marshawn Lynch: The NFL Hated When I Grabbed My "Ding-Ding Sauce”According to Marshawn, the NFL stands for the "No Fun League."
Chris Hardwick Feeds Conan & Andy Penis CookiesCONAN Highlight: Chris’ fiancée accidentally ordered too many dick desserts, so he's sharing the wealth with Conan.
Liev Schreiber: Steve Martin Gave Me The Best Erection Of My LifeCONAN Highlight: Thanks to a pair of loose sweatpants, Liev & Steve's dance rehearsal for "Mixed Nuts" was a rousing success.
Aubrey Plaza Wanted To See The Real Life Mike & Dave’s PenisesZac Efron & Adam Devine play characters based on real-life brothers Mike & Dave Stangle. And Aubrey very much wanted to see their junk.
Emilia Clarke Wants More Male Nudity On "Game Of Thrones"CONAN Highlight: Emilia thinks there should be more equal opportunity nudity, AKA, "Free the penis!"
Jason Mantzoukas On The Funny Or Die Trump MoviePlus, Jason goes into stunning detail about his penis.
Krysten Ritter Gets Conan A Surprise Holiday PresentKrysten got Conan a very thoughtful gift, but Conan & Andy's minds immediately go right to the gutter.
Oliver Hudson Got A Bro-Zilian WaxOliver decided to smooth out his junk while filming "Scream Queens." But Tom Jones is old-school and prefers to just use a razor.
Jeff Goldblum On His Son's CircumcisionJeff recounts getting his baby boy snipped, which sparks a friendly debate with Andy Richter.
Ryan Reynolds' XXX SelfieRyan got tired of his father taking too many pictures, so he snuck an X-rated surprise into the family photo roll.
Adam Scott & Jason Schwartzman On Their Prosthetic JunkCONAN Highlight: Adam & Jason both had to wear fake penises for the movie, but Jason got the luckier end of the deal.
Blake Anderson’s New App For Your JunkIt's a bit like the Microsoft app that guesses your age, but it doesn't focus on your face.
Jeff Garlin’s Foreskin AdventuresWhen a mohel tasked Jeff with burying his son's foreskin for good luck, Jeff set off on a solo trip to Disneyland.
The Well-Endowed Escaped Prisoner Was Just The BeginningThese days, no matter what crime is being committed, the size of the criminal's junk is suddenly front page news.
Will Forte’s Chest Hair Love ArrowWill reconnected with a girlfriend by providing some helpfully hirsute bedroom directions.
Ashton Kutcher's Huge Prosthetic PenisCONAN Highlight: Why did Ashton happen to have a fake phallus in his trailer? Well, it's a funny story...
Are Swedish Cartoon Genitals OK On TBS?"Snoppen och Snippan" are a pair of animated Scandinavian private parts who look awfully familiar to Conan & Andy.
Jason Ritter Teaches Conan The Penis GameJason teaches Conan his favorite childish game: screaming about genitals in public places.
Justin Bieber's New Towel Pic Is Still SuspiciousThe Biebs is refuting charges that his Calvin Klein ads were photoshopped, but something's still not quite right.
How Joe Lo Truglio Met His Prosthetic ManhoodThe natural place to meet the guy who's supplying your fake, um, member? An Applebee's in Georgia, obviously.
CDC Recommends CircumcisionThe Centers for Disease Control think circumcision is the way to go, so why not do one live in the studio?
Edward Norton On Pitching A Tent In "Birdman"While Edward "Boner Magician" Norton won't reveal his own secrets, he does share a tale about the famously well-endowed Willem Dafoe.
Neil Patrick Harris Bares All About His Sex ScenesCONAN Highlight: "Gone Girl" isn't the first time that Neil's had to act in the buff, but this time he didn't have to do "the helicopter" to get ready.
EXCLUSIVE: Watch Ben Affleck's Penis In "Gone Girl" HEREIt turns out that if you watch Ben's murder flick in slow-mo, you can see Lil' Affleck clear as day.
Conan Congratulates Justin Theroux On His PackageJustin is aware of the uproar his jangly bits have caused, and he's taken steps to correct the problem.
Aubrey Plaza Went Overboard For Her Friend’s Bachelorette PartyWhen Aubrey was the maid of honor for a friend's bachelorette party, she might have gone overboard with the phallic party favors.
Eric McCormack & The Well-Endowed MimeIn Eric's drama school days, he encountered a mime that filled out his black spandex VERY well.
Nick Thune Was Convinced His Wife Was Pregnant With A BoyNick was positive his wife was pregnant with a son -- no matter what doctors said.
Sex Expert Dr. Jennifer Berman Interview Pt. 2 02/13/14Dr. Berman reveals to Conan the terrifying way that science measures penis length. HINT: it involves stretching.
Adam Scott's Dong-Friendly Movie PosterAdam is very proud of his poster for "A.C.O.D." but realizes it's ripe for oral-themed graffiti.
Why China Is Kicking Our Ass: Penis-Drawing MachineWhile China is actively cultivating a new generation of geniuses, America is focused on dong doodling.
Brad Garrett Bemoans His Tiny ManhoodBrad Garrett is only too happy to tell you about his penis and its size relative to his body.
Draw Forehead Penises The Right Way!Don't make a fool of yourself this spring break, learn to draw forehead penises like a pro!
Justin Chon Had To Pick Out His Prosthetic PenisTo prep for his nude scenes, Justin had to decide which phallus was close enough to his own.
Adopt a Penis Today!Why create a penis, when there are so many lonely dongs out there waiting to be adopted?
Sue Your Penis! 06/13/11Have you been accused of misconduct? It's your penis' fault, not your own. Take action today!