The very funny Pete Holmes' stand-up special is entitled "Nice Try, The Devil!" It's always important to offer Satan positive encouragement, even as you reject him and all his black works.
According to a new survey, almost 10% of women lie about the size of their breasts. Which is why I always carry around measuring tape.
Tonight on #CONAN: @KenJeong from @TheHangover 3, Mary Lynn @Rajskub from Kings of Summer & Musical Guest @TheBlackAngels. TBS 11p/10c