CONAN Highlight: Says Bill, "He's an '80s pop reference; it's like having a spat with JR Ewing."
Bill is in love with weed and just wants President Obama to endorse their union.
He owns a gun, but Bill's not a proud gun owner. "That's like saying I'm a proud remote control owner."
Bill Maher compares the mistakes he made as a teenager to the mistakes Mitt Romney made as a teenager.
Bill Maher reacts to this week's ridiculous "Newsweek" cover.
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