CONAN Highlight: Says Bill, "He's an '80s pop reference; it's like having a spat with JR Ewing."
Bill is in love with weed and just wants President Obama to endorse their union.
He owns a gun, but Bill's not a proud gun owner. "That's like saying I'm a proud remote control owner."
Bill Maher compares the mistakes he made as a teenager to the mistakes Mitt Romney made as a teenager.
Bill Maher reacts to this week's ridiculous "Newsweek" cover.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you shoot the apple out of a T-shirt cannon at the doctor’s face.
RT @WalaAwaysheh: What do you do when you can't sleep? Watch @ConanOBrien @TeamCoco and laugh till everyone in the house wakes up