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John Malkovich Hates The Sound Of His Own VoiceNormally John hates the sound of his voice but playing a pirate could arrrrguably break the record.
John Malkovich Went On The Jell-O DietJohn was a chubby kid until he limited his caloric intake to one box of Jell-O a day. And NOTHING else.
Bruce Willis Shot A Bee By Mary-Louise Parker's FaceCONAN Highlight: Bruce is so seductively masculine that Mary-Louise wasn't terrified by the gunfire, she was turned on.