Fresno Mayor Ashley Swearengin snubbed Conan's Simon Cowell t-shirt gift!
Andy spent the entire day cow-proofing the studio, but unfortunately he forgot about the skylights.
Conan tries to apologize for last night's bovine suicide.
Does music soothe the savage cow? Only The Basic Cable Band knows for sure!
Still can’t believe that "Elon Musk" isn’t an Eastern European cologne tycoon.
Previously on #CONAN: #DonaldSterling shows @AndersonCooper that he's no racist! -> http://t.co/2yfX8TMtE1