Fresno Mayor Ashley Swearengin snubbed Conan's Simon Cowell t-shirt gift!
Andy spent the entire day cow-proofing the studio, but unfortunately he forgot about the skylights.
Conan tries to apologize for last night's bovine suicide.
Does music soothe the savage cow? Only The Basic Cable Band knows for sure!
Saturn just gave birth to a moon. I'm pretty sure she¹s not a single parent, because she has a ring.
Previously on #CONAN: @ConanOBrien uses @MaryKay products to transform himself into The Joker -> http://t.co/g7CvLDBiHk