CONAN highlight: The star of the new movie "The Campaign" is inconsolable over the break-up of Robsten.
Will recalls back in 2000, when then-Governor Dubya visited SNL.
When Will watches the Olympics, his patriotism kicks into overdrive.
Whether it's World Cup Soccer or Major League Baseball, things don't go smoothly for Will.
Saturn just gave birth to a moon. I'm pretty sure she¹s not a single parent, because she has a ring.
Previously on #CONAN: @ConanOBrien uses @MaryKay products to transform himself into The Joker -> http://t.co/g7CvLDBiHk