TSA
Jeff Goldblum Isn't A Fan Of The TSAJeff has some concerns about radiation so he opts for the security pat-down. Which can be nice depending on who's doing the patting.
Fan Correction: That TSA Agent Wasn't Named Frank!Andre LaBissoniere thinks he spotted a naming error, but Conan shows it's Andre who made a grave mistake.
How The TSA Let Through So Many ExplosivesTSA Agent Frank Batista can explain why he confiscated your 4oz shampoo, but let through a few grenades.
Molly Shannon: The TSA Makes Me Feel OrgasmicMolly has ASMR, which means that simple, soft motions can make her completely euphoric.
Ike Barinholtz's Russian "Eastbound & Down" Character Is A TSA FavePlaying a Cyrillic heavy might get Ike special airport privileges, but it's terrible for bedtime stories.
Pete Holmes' Moment Of Airport JoyCONAN Highlight: Pete was having a crappy day at LAX. And then he met the most exuberant TSA agent ever.
Breckin Meyer & Malcolm McDowell Are In A Prank WarAfter Malcolm told TSA agents that Breckin was smuggling cocaine, the kid gloves are off.
TSA Security Thoroughly Stuffs A Turkey 11/24/10A TSA Security patdown expert shows how to stuff a turkey... Extremely well.