"I thought that hosting the MTV Movie Awards would guarantee they spell my name right on my security pass." -...
These are the photos that Conan tweets out!
"Hey @MTV -- these #MovieAwards screeners you sent don't work!" - @ConanOBrien
"I just had an epic Italian meal in New York. Go here ASAP." - @ConanOBrien
"Tonight, Charles Barkley solves one of life's greatest mysteries: Which of us has the bigger head." - @ConanOBrien
"Tonight on my final night in Texas, I'm bringing back one of my greatest inventions." - @ConanOBrien
"Confession: I don't understand how photobombs work." - @ConanOBrien
"Tonight on #ConanDallas, @AndyRichter and I did this. If it's wrong, I don't want to be right." - @ConanOBrien
"Aw, @SethRogen brought me the traditional Texas gift, "an aluminum tin of room-temperature beans." - @ConanOBrien
".@AdamSandler agreed to be on #ConanDallas tonight only if I let him give me a "Texas Titty Twister"." - @ConanOBrien
Tonight I am X-CITED to have the X-CLUSIVE final trailer for "#XMEN: Days of Future Past." 11/10c. It's X-MAZING!
#YOLO: The @PeteHolmesShow starts NOW on @TBSVeryFunny with #SiliconValleyHBO star Zach Woods.