"Who says LA doesn't understand the real meaning of Christmas?" - @ConanOBrien
"Tonight, I got to live out a dream : Showing Benedict Cumberbatch my cosplay for HolmesCon 2013!" - @ConanOBrien
Justin Bieber’s mom recently tweeted that she would like to have another child. Unless her demands are met.
Technology companies like Google, Twitter and AOL are asking the government to limit its surveillance. Actually,...
"#OldSchoolTweet" - @ConanOBrien
"Should I be worried that I look a lot like the woman in this dry cleaning ad?" - @ConanOBrien
"Apparently this just happens to anyone who gets within ten feet of Ron Burgundy". - @ConanOBrien
Enjoy the Twitter IPO, nerds. I'll be at the Myspace yardsale.
"Chris Rock & I are on @BETRealHusbands tonight. I'm gonna hit that network like a ton of plain yogurt." - @ConanOBrien
I would love to write "As Seen On PBS’s Antiques Roadshow" next to this convenience store hot dog.
.@Angie_Harmon tweeted an au naturale #TBT photo that exploded #Conan's iPhone. -> http://t.co/dhBmVdkKXq