"Just saw James Franco and Chris O'Dowd kill it in 'Of Mice and Men.' I'm on the left." - @ConanOBrien
Billy doesn't particularly want to go to your wedding to yell at the bride. Unless the price is right, of course.
Seth gleefully serves up awkward #TBT childhood photos to show what a weird kid he was.
"On the Seattle ferry and Mark proposed to Jo right in front of me. The three of us will be so happy together!" -...
CONAN Highlight: Now that the Library of Congress catalogues all tweets, Kumail's got a fun game to test your knowledge...
"I thought that hosting the MTV Movie Awards would guarantee they spell my name right on my security pass." -...
"Hey @MTV -- these #MovieAwards screeners you sent don't work!" - @ConanOBrien
A Twitter employee live tweeted the birth of her child. Which explains why the doctor kept yelling "Push" and "Send!"
"I just had an epic Italian meal in New York. Go here ASAP." - @ConanOBrien
"Tonight, Charles Barkley solves one of life's greatest mysteries: Which of us has the bigger head." - @ConanOBrien
Perfection is something I regularly atain.
The ethereal @ToriAmos takes to her piano to play "Wild Way." -> http://t.co/l6KoMxsXQB #CONAN