".@AdamSandler agreed to be on #ConanDallas tonight only if I let him give me a "Texas Titty Twister"." - @ConanOBrien
I invited @IFCPortlandia's Fred and Carrie into my blanket fort before tonight's show!
"Taken right before @AaronPaul_8 taught me how to tie a tie." - @ConanOBrien
I want to make sure I win if I'm ever on "Celebrity Jeopardy." - @ConanOBrien
"Driving near Fort Worth, Texas. Best slogan ever for a restaurant." - @ConanOBrien
A Texas state senator who’s opposed to gay marriage accidentally tweeted, "marriage is between a man and a man." The...
Social media wisdom from the maestro.
"Here I am getting my usual pre-show facial for the cast of @WalkingDead_AMC on CONAN tonight." - @ConanOBrien
"It's the return of Puppy Conan. His wig looks better than mine." - @ConanOBrien
I sense there is a plan to commemorate my birthday with an equestrian statue on the Washington Mall and I approve.
RT @thecomedybureau: .@teamcoco's Bill Tull gives more budget tips, this time for Easter