Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt Could Write Comic Books All DayPlus, Patton Oswalt remembers Conan roasting him for reading a Robert Caro book at a bar.
Patton Oswalt & Conan React To A Wild ‘70s Movie StuntPatton Oswalt shows Conan, Sona, and Gourley an unreal stunt from the 1975 film “Framed.”
Patton Oswalt & Conan Discuss The Future Of A.I.Patton Oswalt and Conan discuss ChatGPT, deepfakes, and how the inherent imperfection of humanity makes for great art.
Patton Oswalt & Conan Look Back On The SlipnutzPatton Oswalt once pranked fellow comedian and Slipknot super fan, Brian Posehn, with a recording of The Slipnutz on “Late Night.”
Patton Oswalt Is Happy To See A Crowd At LargoPatton, a Largo regular, reacts to seeing a crowd at the theater for the first time in over a year.
Patton Oswalt: Buffets Are Coming Back So HardPatton talks clown pubes and the future of buffets and cruise ships.
Patton Oswalt Spills Secrets About Marvel's M.O.D.O.K.Patton, a Marvel insider, speculates about an upcoming project with Stilt-Man.
Patton Oswalt & Conan Miss The "Walker, Texas Ranger" LeverConan is determined to bring back the “Walker, Texas Ranger” lever, even if it means going to trial.
Patton Oswalt Full InterviewPatton Oswalt joins Conan in front of a live audience to talk about getting vaccinated, his role as Marvel’s M.O.D.O.K., and some of his favorite “Late Night” bits.
Patton Oswalt: Someone Is Creating The Next "Game Of Thrones" Right NowCONAN Highlight: Patton Oswalt on the unknown, aspiring writer who is sitting at a Starbucks right now creating the next gigantic franchise.
Patton Oswalt’s 9-Year-Old Daughter Is Making Her Voiceover Debut On "My Little Pony"Patton and his family did some voiceover work together for an upcoming episode of "My Little Pony."
Patton Oswalt Is Eating A Lot Of Ancient Grains These DaysPatton is trying to eat healthier, but he could do without all the fuss over "ancient" grains.
Patton Oswalt: I Would Be A Really Good Oscars HostAs a giant film fanatic, Patton worries he might be a little over zealous as an Oscars host.
Patton Oswalt: "Happy" Is The Most Messed Up Show I’ve Ever Been A Part OfPatton lets slip some upcoming plot points from the Syfy show.
Patton Oswalt Is Trying To Be HealthierCONAN Highlight: Patton has started eating beige cereal that tastes like cardboard that committed suicide.
Patton Oswalt Skipped The "Solo" Premiere For His DaughterInstead of taking selfies in the Millennium Falcon, Patton spent the night pretending to be impressed with his daughter’s crappy art project.
Patton Oswalt’s Wife Left Him A Terrifying NoteAfter a huge fight, Patton's wife left a note on his windshield that sounded more like a death threat than an apology.
Patton Oswalt Compares Trump To Sour Cream In A SaunaCONAN Highlight: Patton compares the shelf life of Trump jokes to "sour cream in a sauna."
Patton Oswalt Met His Wife On FacebookPatton and his now-wife Meredith messaged each other on Facebook every night for months before meeting IRL and getting engaged less than two months later.
Patton Oswalt Almost Didn’t Make It HereConan had the surreal experience of monitoring Patton’s entire journey to his show on Twitter.
Patton Oswalt On The Dark History Of Wedding TraditionsPatton thinks the tradition of giving away the bride has messed up origins that possible involving murder.
Patton Oswalt Wanted Andy Serkis To Be A Ring-Bearer At His WeddingPatton’s wife vetoed his idea to have Gollum carry their rings down the aisle.
Patton Oswalt’s New House Is Being Built By Crazy PeoplePatton is pretty sure his wallpaper hanger is schizophrenic but doesn’t really mind because he’s really talented.
Patton Oswalt & Conan On Their L.A. Fire Preparedness PlansAs fires rage in the L.A. area, Patton has some “half-assed” survival kits prepared and Conan's just in denial.
Patton Oswalt: "Happy" Is The Most Disturbing Show You’ll Ever Watch On TVAll you need to know about “Happy” is that they fought hard to keep a dildo joke in.
Patton Oswalt’s Surprising Mongolian AncestryPatton hit all the “pasty white” countries as predicted, but is also apparently related to the very fertile Genghis Khan.
Patton Oswalt On The Return Of “Mystery Science Theater”Patton is thrilled to be a part of the classic TV show’s reboot, but horrified to be the one replacing the great Frank Conniff.
Patton Oswalt Hates RobocallsPatton is super annoyed by manipulative robocalls, but he has some ideas on how to improve them.
Patton Oswalt: Trump Is America’s Racist Palate CleanserPatton thinks Trump’s election proved that America isn't as progressive as it thinks it is.
How Patton Oswalt & His Daughter Are Coping With His Wife's PassingWhen Mother's Day rolled around, Patton did his best to help his daughter through the day. Until an old Polish woman made it weird.
Patton Oswalt’s Heartfelt Salute To His Late WifePatton dedicated his Emmy win to his beloved wife, Michelle McNamara.
Patton Oswalt’s Sad Post-Emmy’s Arby’s PicPatton celebrated his Emmy win with a 3 AM trip to Arby's and his fans got very concerned.
Patton Oswalt On The New “Star Wars"CONAN Highlight: Patton thinks watching "The Force Awakens" is like doing drugs again with an old party friend who just fell off the wagon.
Patton Oswalt Explains "My Little Pony"As young Patton was obsessed with "Star Wars," so is his daughter with the various magic horses of Equestria.
Patton Oswalt Is Looking Forward To Death & DonutsPlus, Patton declares that David Bowie "died like a pharaoh."
Conan Tells Viewers To Turn On David LettermanAs the clock strikes 11:35, Conan & Patton Oswalt implore everyone to watch the final episode of "The Late Show With David Letterman."
Patton Oswalt: David Letterman Made Me A Better ComicTo Patton, it was a revelation to see someone on network television doing super-weird comedy.
Patton Oswalt’s Cut Scene From “Mad Max: Fury Road”Patton played the companion role to the Doof Warrior, a stand-up comic who amps up the War Boys.
Patton Oswalt On The Birthday Clown From HellHis daughter visited a party with a clown so pathetic, Patton thinks he was hired from "Barely A Clown Productions."
Patton Oswalt & Conan's Favorite Bad MoviesPatton loves the super-smart sharks of "Deep Blue Sea," while Conan has a soft spot for "Killdozer."
Patton Oswalt's Pill-Filled Visit HomeTurns out that if Patton wants a steady supply of Vicodin & Ambien, he just needs to hit up the nearest senior citizen.
Starstruck: Patton Oswalt Is Awed By Warren Beatty's GameNo matter how old he gets, Warren Beatty will always be king of the players.
"Patton Oswalt Gets The Crap Kicked Out Of Him" SupercutCONAN Highlight: There's just something about Patton's roles that makes people want to punch the hell out of him.
Patton Oswalt's Stomach Flu Is Like "The Hobbit"When Patton was hovering over his toilet, he realized it was just like the battle of Moria.
Patton Oswalt Wants eHarmony To Offer Celeb Phone RepsIf you're nervous during sex, wouldn't the soothing voice of Tony Danza help talk you through the act?
TED Talks: Patton OswaltPatton Oswalt takes us on an idea journey into nanotechnology, space-time physics, and the lyrics from Harry Nisson's "Coconut."
Patton Oswalt Took His 4 Year-Old To BumbershootThey had a great time in Seattle, despite his daughter being eyeballs-deep in naked hippies.
Patton Oswalt Auditioned For Conan On Latino Comedy NightWhen host Carlos Mencia had to tell the crowd to give the white guy a fair shot, Patton knew he was in trouble.