When her nasty teacher's back was turned, Alice was simulating hot space alien sex at her desk.
While Ed loves "Hangover" director Todd Phillips, Stockholm Syndrome might have something to do with it.
The bonus feature of this story is that Alice does a great J.J. Abrams impression.
Rebel is dead-set on perfecting an authentic American accent.
CONAN highlight: The star of the new movie "The Campaign" is inconsolable over the break-up of Robsten.
Louis C.K. has the rare ability to live his life without looking at his phone all day.
Conan playing a bad-ass Irish biker? Emmy voters, ready your ballots!
Don't believe that Steve Martin is a master of Twitter? Have your tweets been published in a book? Didn't think so.