1. Buy This Chaz The Chicken Shirt, You Godless Sodomites!

Buy This Chaz The Chicken Shirt, You Godless Sodomites!

John DeVore

Wear this "Chaz the Intolerant Chick-fil-A Chicken" T-shirt and show your support for bigoted puppet mascots! This quality, 100% cotton T-shirt comes in multiple sizes, including "Ark-size" for those of you who believe that inhaling multiple fast food chicken sandwiches is a brave political statement.

If you're unfamiliar with Chaz and his uplifting message of exclusion, then watch his inspiring message of homophobia here and here and also here.

Buy it, you GODLESS SODOMITES!