Producing and directing billion-dollar grossing blockbusters is just James Cameron’s side job. In March, the Hollywood powerhouse made a solo journey seven miles to the deepest parts of the ocean inside a cutting-edge submersible. He then took a breather to update research on the doomed Titanic voyage AND re-release his 1997 smash hit about that same boat. Now, James Cameron has announced plans to partner with Google and MINE ASTEROIDS. Apparently, space rocks are flush with natural resources just waiting to be gobbled up by a company based loosely on the plot of the movie "Armageddon".What’s next for this director/explorer/technological visionary? Well, we have some profitable suggestions.
- Develop The Jetpack, Make Millions Of Childhood Dreams Come True
With his resources, and technological savvy, James Cameron could finally invent personal jetpacks that would fulfill the childhood dreams of millions of people who would spend out the nose for the privilege of careening into other people with jetpacks and exploding midair. If not a jetpack, how about a hoverboard?
- Drill To The Center Of The Earth, Fight Lava Monsters
Why stop at the bottom of the Marianas Trench? It seems obvious that James Cameron should go one step farther and bore directly into Earth’s molten core. Think of what can be found! Diamond caves! Deposits of unobtainium! Lava monsters waiting for their chance to invade the surface!
- Build First Private Supercollider To Rip Holes Into New Dimensions, Take Their Resources
It has been theorized that the Lars Hadron Collider could tear open a hole in space-time. James Cameron could easily raise the six billion it would take to build a private particle accelerator that could discover new dimensions, like the dimension where everything is made out of gold.
- Invest In The Invention Of A Flux Capacitor, Bring Back Dinosaurs
If anyone could make the dream of mashing together “Back to the Future” and “Jurassic Park” into a reality, it is James Cameron. Never mind that no one has ever had this dream. This is why James Cameron is a genius. He already knows it is a great idea.
- Create Liquid Metal Pants, Make Trillions
The liquid metal Terminator in "Terminator 2: Judgement Day" was cool, but imagine pants that you never have to clean, or pants made out of nano-goop that can transform from denim to khaki with just a thought. Pants you don’t take off, because they just dribble off your body, pool at your feet, then slither away into the closet. Pants technology really is the new frontier.
- Rebuild A Perfect Replica Of The Titanic
Oops. Some Australian billionaire is already doing this. James Cameron could easily have an exact replica of the iceberg built. Only this iceberg would be a high-tech submarine piloted by James Cameron and with the push of a button, James Cameron could fire tigers from torpedo tubes in the ice. Ferocious tigers on the deck of the sinking Titanic? Only James Cameron could improve on history, again.
- Make The Perfect Bowl Of Nachos
The world turns to the only man who can create nachos where the cheese is always perfectly melted, the chips crisp, and the jalapenos evenly distributed. Perfect the nacho, James Cameron, and RULE THE WORLD.
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