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"The most memorable thing about my presidential library is...you have to take your shoes off to bounce in it." - George Bush
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, George W. Bush, Kim Kardashian Edition"
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"I spent most of today..."Tebowing" in the unemployment line." - Tim Tebow
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, George W. Bush, Kim Kardashian Edition"
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"My look can best be described as..."Concerned snowball." - Wolf Blitzer
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, George W. Bush, Kim Kardashian Edition"
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"As soon as the weekend rolls around, I'm ready to...hit the pedestrians." - Lindsay Lohan
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, George W. Bush, Kim Kardashian Edition"
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"I want my tombstone to say..."Dig me up, dammit! I'M NOT DEAD!!!" - Wilford Brimley
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, George W. Bush, Kim Kardashian Edition"
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"I will automatically turn down a role if the script doesn't have enough...Vroom-Vrooms and Kablooies." - Vin Diesel
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, George W. Bush, Kim Kardashian Edition"
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"It would take a miracle for me to change my position...in this hammock." - Chris Christie
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, George W. Bush, Kim Kardashian Edition"
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"People tell me I remind them of...60 pounds of chewed gum wrapped in a fancy scarf." - Steven Tyler
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, George W. Bush, Kim Kardashian Edition"
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"When I was little, the First Lady was...Eve." - Larry King
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, George W. Bush, Kim Kardashian Edition"
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"When I heard there was an NBA player who was gay, I thought...it must be that one guy I haven't slept with." - Kim Kardashian
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, George W. Bush, Kim Kardashian Edition"
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"I take very good care of...the Clydesdale horses that are holding my face back." - Bruce Jenner
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mel Gibson, Halle Berry & Nickelback Edition"
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"I try my best to look like...a native american wet-mop." - Steven Tyler
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mel Gibson, Halle Berry & Nickelback Edition"
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"Before I step into a car, I always make sure it has lots of...eyeball room." - Steve Buscemi
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mel Gibson, Halle Berry & Nickelback Edition"
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"My music has been described as...audible stool softener." - Chad Kroeger
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mel Gibson, Halle Berry & Nickelback Edition"
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"At my concerts, my fans want me to...flash my old vagina." - Madonna
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mel Gibson, Halle Berry & Nickelback Edition"
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"When I heard Margaret Thatcher died, I thought...I always loved her on "Murder She Wrote." - George Bush
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mel Gibson, Halle Berry & Nickelback Edition"
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"The kids in my neighborhood were jealous when my dad came home with...the wheel." - Larry King
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mel Gibson, Halle Berry & Nickelback Edition"
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"When President Obama got in trouble for calling Kamala Harris 'the best-looking attorney general in the country.' I thought...that comment's gonna come back and bite him on his firm, high, round, brown, snack-alicious, smack-alicious ass." - Elizabeth Warren
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mel Gibson, Halle Berry & Nickelback Edition"
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"When I heard Brad Paisley's country song, "Accidental Racist," I thought it was...a lot like my song "On-Purpose Racist." - Mel Gibson
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mel Gibson, Halle Berry & Nickelback Edition"
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"I'm constantly telling other Republicans...I'm not your gardener." - Marco Rubio
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mel Gibson, Halle Berry & Nickelback Edition"
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"If I had one word to share with the younger generation, it's...duck!" - Mike Rice
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mel Gibson, Halle Berry & Nickelback Edition"
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"My last boyfriend...is chained to my radiator until my writer's block passes." - Taylor Swift
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, Kim Jong-Un & Taylor Swift Edition"
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"I'd like to be considered...the Asian Jonah Hill." - Kim Jong-un
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, Kim Jong-Un & Taylor Swift Edition"
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"People always tell me that I could be...Bruce Jenner's sister." - Bruce Jenner
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, Kim Jong-Un & Taylor Swift Edition"
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"When I heard the History Channel was doing a miniseries on the Bible, I thought...who's playing me?" - Larry King
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, Kim Jong-Un & Taylor Swift Edition"
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"As an artist, I think of myself as...post-menopausal." - Steven Tyler
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, Kim Jong-Un & Taylor Swift Edition"
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"I choose my movie roles by asking myself...Does the title have 'Fast' or 'Furious' in it?" - Vin Diesel
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, Kim Jong-Un & Taylor Swift Edition"
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"I once famously quit a job because...my boss was a real hard ass." - Pope Benedict XVI
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, Kim Jong-Un & Taylor Swift Edition"
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"I maintain my good looks with...sunburns and bar fights." - Mickey Rourke
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, Kim Jong-Un & Taylor Swift Edition"
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"When I look at family pictures, I realize I inherited...my father's thick, matted fur and bite strength." - Khloe Kardashian Odom
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, Kim Jong-Un & Taylor Swift Edition"
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"My birthday was special this year because...I was POSITIVE I'd died in 2008." - Wilford Brimley
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, Kim Jong-Un & Taylor Swift Edition"
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"When I heard that Hugo Chavez died, I...panicked, then remembered that my barber's name is Mario Chavez." - George Bush
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, Kim Jong-Un & Taylor Swift Edition"
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"The best advice I ever got was from my...humidifier." - Gary Busey
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Vin Diesel, Kim Jong-Un & Taylor Swift Edition"
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"There is nothing in the universe more powerful than...my urine." - Lance Armstrong
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Pope Benedict, Lena Dunham & Rihanna Edition"
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"Pope Benedict's resignation...frees me up to follow Phish for a year." - Pope Benedict
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Pope Benedict, Lena Dunham & Rihanna Edition"
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"To avoid being recognized, I go out in public wearing...clothes." - Lena Dunham
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Pope Benedict, Lena Dunham & Rihanna Edition"
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"For me, the Big Bang Theory is just...a repressed memory." - Larry King
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Pope Benedict, Lena Dunham & Rihanna Edition"
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"When I heard the Navy Seal who Osama bin Laden is unemployed, I...Wait, did I kill Osama bin Laden?" - Joey Fatone
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Pope Benedict, Lena Dunham & Rihanna Edition"
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"One of my lessons to learn from this year's Super Bowl blackout is...this wouldn't have happened if light bulbs has guns." - NRA Spokesman Wayne LaPierre
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Pope Benedict, Lena Dunham & Rihanna Edition"
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"I'm so sick of being lied to by...my wallpaper." - Gary Busey
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Pope Benedict, Lena Dunham & Rihanna Edition"
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"When Jennifer Lawrence's dress ripped off at the SAG awards, I thought...my experimental "Tele-Perv" ray is a success!" - Bill Clinton
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Pope Benedict, Lena Dunham & Rihanna Edition"
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"I would describe my complexion as...water-resistant." - Bruce Jenner
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Pope Benedict, Lena Dunham & Rihanna Edition"
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"People say I look like...a glamorous broom." - Steven Tyler
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mark Sanchez, Bill Clinton, Al Roker Edition"
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"When Al Roker admitted he once soiled his pants at the White House, I thought...just once? That is self-control." - Wilford Brimley
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mark Sanchez, Bill Clinton, Al Roker Edition"
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"For me, Super Bowl Sunday always mean...a guaranteed day off." - Mark Sanchez
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mark Sanchez, Bill Clinton, Al Roker Edition"
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"The appointment of Chuck Hagel for Defense Secretary means...a victory for men who look like sad dogs." - Chuck Hagel
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mark Sanchez, Bill Clinton, Al Roker Edition"
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"Django Unchained" is...what I call it when I'm not wearing pant." - Bill Clinton
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mark Sanchez, Bill Clinton, Al Roker Edition"
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"My date for New Year's Eve was...my coat rack, Mrs. Coat Rack." - Gary Busey
From this video: Celebrity Survey: Mark Sanchez, Bill Clinton, Al Roker Edition"
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"The thing that upsets me the most is the fact that...my coat rack didn't take my last name." - Gary Busey
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mark Sanchez, Bill Clinton, Al Roker Edition"
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"Whenever I'm invited to the White House, I like to...duh, crap my pants. Is this a trick question?" - Al Roker
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mark Sanchez, Bill Clinton, Al Roker Edition"
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"I'm not looking forward to turning...the big seven-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh." - Larry King
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mark Sanchez, Bill Clinton, Al Roker Edition"
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"The most important part of a successful restaurant is...putting sunglasses on all the cheeseburgers." - Guy Fieri
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mark Sanchez, Bill Clinton, Al Roker Edition"
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"I usually wake up around...screaming policemen." - Lindsay Lohan
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Chris Christie, Kanye West & Elmo Edition"
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"My parents got so angry the day I came home with...opposable thumbs." - Larry King
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Chris Christie, Kanye West & Elmo Edition"
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"My favorite thing to do with Thanksgiving leftovers is: Thanksgiving what-overs?" - Chris Christie
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Chris Christie, Kanye West & Elmo Edition"
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"People always ask "What are you doing here?" when I'm in a...men's room." - Steven Tyler
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Chris Christie, Kanye West & Elmo Edition"
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"My favorite shampoo is...Shameless Possum" - Donald Trump
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Chris Christie, Kanye West & Elmo Edition"
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"My favorite Christmas carol is...The 12 Kanyes of Kanye." - Kanye West
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Chris Christie, Kanye West & Elmo Edition"
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"Sometimes it's scary to think...who has had their hand inside me for the past 10 years." - Elmo
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Chris Christie, Kanye West & Elmo Edition"
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"When I saw the pictures of the hurricane flooding, I...got an erection. Damn it, why can't I be normal????" - R Kelly
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Kanye West, OJ Simpson, Ann Romney Edition"
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"My favorite place to hang out by myself is...the Hall of Mirrors on Kanye Mountain." - Kanye West
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Kanye West, OJ Simpson, Ann Romney Edition"
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"When I hear that a celebrity has died, I...assume that it's me." - Wilford Brimley
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Kanye West, OJ Simpson, Ann Romney Edition"
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"On Election Night, it's so exciting to see...who voted for me and who will be killed." - Kim Jong Un
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Kanye West, OJ Simpson, Ann Romney Edition"
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"If Mitt Romney wins the presidential election, I will...have to move into that dreary little shack over on Pennsylvania Ave." - Ann Romney
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Kanye West, OJ Simpson, Ann Romney Edition"
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"I'm sick of being judged for my...murders." - O.J. Simpson
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Kanye West, OJ Simpson, Ann Romney Edition"
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"If I could change one thing about myself, it would be...my pants. I've wanted to change them for weeks, but I don't want them to get mad." - Gary Busey
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Kanye West, OJ Simpson, Ann Romney Edition"
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"This country would be better off if...your dinners at Hooters showed up on your credit card statement as "Unicef Contribution." - Bill Clinton
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Kanye West, OJ Simpson, Ann Romney Edition"
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"My dad was the first man to...walk upright." - Larry King
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Kanye West, OJ Simpson, Ann Romney Edition"
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"People assume I'm voting for Obama because I'm...old and female." - Steven Tyler
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Kanye West, OJ Simpson, Ann Romney Edition"
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"Thanks to fame, I...never have to wait for a table at Long John Silver's." - Honey Boo Boo's Mom
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Kanye West, OJ Simpson, Ann Romney Edition"
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"I hope scientists find a way to...turn hobos into sod." - Mitt Romney
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Gary Busey, Johnny Depp, Kanye West Edition"
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"...Check it out! Those planes are doing it doggie style!" - Bill Clinton
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Gary Busey, Johnny Depp, Kanye West Edition"
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"When I'm in bed I like to...Undo the restraints with my teeth." - Gary Busey
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Gary Busey, Johnny Depp, Kanye West Edition"
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"I'm often mistaken for...a hip field mouse." - Johnny Depp
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Gary Busey, Johnny Depp, Kanye West Edition"
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"I remember what a big deal it was when they came out with...the moon." - Larry King
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Gary Busey, Johnny Depp, Kanye West Edition"
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"The dumbest thing I've ever done is...Kim Kardashian." - Kanye West
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Gary Busey, Johnny Depp, Kanye West Edition"
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"Time always slows down when I'm...leaning forward as the air bag blooms out from the steering wheel." - Lindsay Lohan
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Gary Busey, Johnny Depp, Kanye West Edition"
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"...lightly breaded it and sautéed it in a white wine sauce with lemon and capers. Mmm. Ow. Mmm. Ow." - Chris Christie
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Gary Busey, Johnny Depp, Kanye West Edition"
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"My least favorite thing about my morning routine is...telling invisible guys to get off my toilet." - Clint Eastwood
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Gary Busey, Johnny Depp, Kanye West Edition"
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"There's nothing more relaxing than...a nice medieval face-stretching." - Bruce Jenner
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Gary Busey, Johnny Depp, Kanye West Edition"
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"...I'll answer this question right after I beat this grizzly bear to death with my Grammy award." - Paul Ryan
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Gary Busey, Johnny Depp, Kanye West Edition"
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"If I were a tree, I'd be...a tree driving a car into another tree." - Lindsay Lohan
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: David Hasselhoff, Paul Ryan Edition"
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"...I get a Google alert every time there's a story about the words "pussy" and "jail." - Bill Clinton
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: David Hasselhoff, Paul Ryan Edition"
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"My grandmother used to call me...Douche-Nozzle." - Geraldo Rivera
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: David Hasselhoff, Paul Ryan Edition"
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"The hardest thing about having my first baby was...knowing exactly when to turn him over in the tanning bed." - Snooki
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: David Hasselhoff, Paul Ryan Edition"
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"...a Vice-President with the cold, lifeless eyes of a serial murderer." - Paul Ryan
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: David Hasselhoff, Paul Ryan Edition"
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"After a night out with the guys my girlfriend wants to know...why the tip of my penis is covered in pool chalk." - Prince Harry
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: David Hasselhoff, Paul Ryan Edition"
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"..it received my personal check for 10 billion dollars." - Mitt Romney
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: David Hasselhoff, Paul Ryan Edition"
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"An excellent source of information on the female body is...Jeff Foxworthy's "The Redneck Guide to Lady-Parts." - Todd Akin
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: David Hasselhoff, Paul Ryan Edition"
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..no one on this planet wants to hear it." - Will.i.am
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: David Hasselhoff, Paul Ryan Edition"
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"I owe most of my success to...a rare neurological disorder that prevents me from experiencing shame." - David Hasselhoff
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: David Hasselhoff, Paul Ryan Edition"
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"As a kid, I loved my cat because he was so...saber-toothed." - Larry King
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: David Hasselhoff, Paul Ryan Edition"
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...can't talk now running from spaceship with giant vacuum hose." - Katie Holmes
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mitt Romney, Katie Holmes Edition"
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"I think this will be the year I finally...start menstruating." - Justin Bieber
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mitt Romney, Katie Holmes Edition"
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"My favorite children's book is: Hideybucks and the Three Cayman Islands.
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mitt Romney, Katie Holmes Edition"
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"At this year's Olympics, I'll be rooting for my home country of...Trainwrecksylvania." - Lindsay Lohan
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mitt Romney, Katie Holmes Edition"
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"I hope I'm an inspiration to my fellow...scarecrow prostitutes." - Steven Tyler
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mitt Romney, Katie Holmes Edition"
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"The phrase I always live by is...Teach a man to fish, I killed Osama Bin Laden." - Barack Obama
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mitt Romney, Katie Holmes Edition"
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"Unlike me, I hope my kids won't have to...speak at countless brontosaurus funerals." - Larry King
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mitt Romney, Katie Holmes Edition"
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"Before I accept a movie role I usually need...the money." - Nicolas Cage
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mitt Romney, Katie Holmes Edition"
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"NY Knicks' Jason Kidd slamming his car into a telephone pole is...a perfect metaphor for the coming Knicks season." -Jason Kidd
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mitt Romney, Katie Holmes Edition"
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"My secret to looking this way is...gorilla stem cells." - Mob Wife "Big Ang"
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mitt Romney, Katie Holmes Edition"
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"No Serious Republican wants to see...my stage reenactment of the film "Magic Mike"." - Chris Christie
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mitt Romney, Katie Holmes Edition"
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"Instead of shaking hands I often greet people with...the hood of my car." - Lindsay Lohan
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Roger Clemens, Octomom Edition"
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"I'm tired of people confusing me for...a witch in an Armenian folktale." - Steven Tyler
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Roger Clemens, Octomom Edition"
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"I punish my children by...not telling them which Cayman Island is holding their trust fund." - Mitt Romney
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Roger Clemens, Octomom Edition"
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"I never send my kids to bed without telling them...I killed Osama Bin Laden." - Barack Obama
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Roger Clemens, Octomom Edition"
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"Kim Kardashian and Kanye West...is one of those, "wish I'd thought of that!" ideas - The Devil
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Roger Clemens, Octomom Edition"
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"The fight between Chris Brown and Drake shows that...I'm branching out to guys." - Chris Brown
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Roger Clemens, Octomom Edition"
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"If they made a TV miniseries about my life, it would be called..."Balls of a Hamster". - Roger Clemens
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Roger Clemens, Octomom Edition"
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"If I ever get to meet God, the first thing I'd say is...I'm sorry I picked on you in 3rd grade." - Larry King
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Roger Clemens, Octomom Edition"
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"i joined the GOP because...I thought GOP stood for "Garage of Pork". - Chris Christie
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Roger Clemens, Octomom Edition"
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"Before I was famous, I worked as a...parking garage." - Octomom
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Roger Clemens, Octomom Edition"
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"I've modeled my entire career on...footage of NASCAR crashes." - Lindsay Lohan
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Magic Johnson, Geraldo Rivera Edition"
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"The most common misspelling of my name is..."Cheetos-dust-coated-slutball" - Snooki
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Magic Johnson, Geraldo Rivera Edition"
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"I was named after...a paint chip at Sherwin-Williams." - Blue Ivy Carter
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Lindsay Lohan, Gary Busey Edition"
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"My favorite color...I killed Osama Bin Laden." - Barack Obama
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Steven Tyler, Tan Mom Edition"
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"Sometimes when I look in the mirror, I think...someone dropped raw meat on a dream catcher." - Steven Tyler
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Steven Tyler, Tan Mom Edition"
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"There's nothing like slipping into a...pizza oven." - Tan Mom
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Steven Tyler, Tan Mom Edition"
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"Every once in a while, I will eat...tents with campers still in them." - Chris Christie
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Lindsay Lohan, Gary Busey Edition"
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"I grew up during...the war between the apes with sticks and the apes with rocks." - Larry King
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Steven Tyler, Tan Mom Edition"
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"I wish I had a dollar...for every billion dollars I have." - Mitt Romney
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Magic Johnson, Geraldo Rivera Edition"
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"I'm tired of being harassed by...coroners - dammit, I'm still alive!" - Wilford Brimley
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Steven Tyler, Tan Mom Edition"
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"The last time I got really drunk...I bought the Dodgers." - Magic Johnson
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Magic Johnson, Geraldo Rivera Edition"
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"As a kid, I hated when my mom made me...give away my Hitler trading cards." - Mel Gibson
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Steven Tyler, Tan Mom Edition"
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"The greatest gift I ever received was when...my fiance gave me a "World's #1 Grandpa" coffee mug." - Morgan Freeman
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Magic Johnson, Geraldo Rivera Edition"
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"I'm popular in states where people...regularly hunt, skin, and boil squirrel." - Ron Paul
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Steven Tyler, Tan Mom Edition"
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"I feel like I'll never catch up with...human evolution." - Ronnie from Jersey Shore
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Steven Tyler, Tan Mom Edition"
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"If I were a car, I'd be...crashing into an appliance store." - Lindsay Lohan
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Lindsay Lohan, Gary Busey Edition"
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"I hope the next president of the United States will be...black." - Barack Obama
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Lindsay Lohan, Gary Busey Edition"
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"My autobiography would be called..."Sidekick to Satan". - Andy Richter
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Magic Johnson, Geraldo Rivera Edition"
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"My neighbors call me..."Perjury Jones". - Roger Clemens
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Steven Tyler, Tan Mom Edition"
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"I hate it when the paparazzi...tell me I'm blocking their view of Jim Belushi." - Conan O'Brien
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mitt Romney, Nicholas Cage Edition"
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"I dream of one day...using the Hadron Supercollider to fire a pie into my mouth at 4000 miles per hour." - Chris Christie
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Magic Johnson, Geraldo Rivera Edition"
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"The hardest thing I've ever had to do was...fire my chef's butler's chauffer." - Mitt Romney
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mitt Romney, Nicholas Cage Edition"
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"I taught my dog how to...pick the movies I should star in." - Nicolas Cage
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mitt Romney, Nicholas Cage Edition"
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"I found the historical details accurate in the movie..."Ice Age". - Larry King
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mitt Romney, Nicholas Cage Edition"
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"My favorite pig-out food is...People who've just eaten pizza and cheeseburgers." - Chris Christie
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mitt Romney, Nicholas Cage Edition"
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"What I enjoy most about "American Idol" is...declaring myself the winner." - Vladimir Putin
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mitt Romney, Nicholas Cage Edition"
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"People often don't recognize me when...I shave my moustache." - Snooki
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Lindsay Lohan, Gary Busey Edition"
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"The historical figure I'd most like to have dinner with is...that monkey from "Friends". - Gary Busey
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Lindsay Lohan, Gary Busey Edition"
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"I've heard it so much I now answer to..."Hey Lady!" - Steven Tyler
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Lindsay Lohan, Gary Busey Edition"
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"The animal I most identify with is...a tiger shark with no chance of getting elected President." - Ron Paul
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Magic Johnson, Geraldo Rivera Edition"
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"When someone hacks my phone and finds nude photos, I...know the eyes of the world are going to be feasting on some "Andy Candy." - Andy Richter
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mitt Romney, Nicholas Cage Edition"
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"I hope to headline at this year's...Douche By Douchewest." - Geraldo Rivera
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Magic Johnson, Geraldo Rivera Edition"
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"Divorce is...annual." - Newt Gingrich
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Lindsay Lohan, Gary Busey Edition"
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"When I get married, I want the cake to be...made of penicillin." - Snooki's Boyfriend
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Mitt Romney, Nicholas Cage Edition"
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"I think "The Dark Knight Rises" will be...a good slang term for my next erection." - Herman Cain
From this video: "Celebrity Survey: Lindsay Lohan, Gary Busey Edition"
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