Coco Austin vs Coco O'Brien: Who's Who?

Guys, tonight our good friend Ice-T is on the show. Now, I don't know how familiar you are with Ice -T, but he's got a beautiful wife who goes by the name Nicole "Coco" Austin. YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT: ICE-T'S WIFE GOES BY THE NAME COCO. Awesome, right?!  Right.  Well, because Ice (if you're friends with him like we are you just call him "Ice" or "T" - never both) is on the show tonight, and he might be bringing his wife Coco, we wanted to make sure that you guys will be able to tell OUR Coco and HIS Coco apart from one another in case you happen to run into them in the hall or on the street or something. Ready? Let's do this:

As a child, enjoyed being outdoors, riding 4 wheelers, and playing football: COCO AUSTIN.
As a child, enjoyed being indoors, wearing turtlenecks, and reading quietly to himself far away from the sunlight: COCO O'BRIEN.

Has smooth, tanned skin: COCO AUSTIN
Has fishbelly pale skin freckled to a degree many dermatology experts have called "impossibly freakish": COCO O'BRIEN

Married to a famous rapper named Ice-T: COCO AUSTIN
Had a dream one night where he was "cool": COCO O'BRIEN

Featured in a layout in Playboy Magazine: COCO AUSTIN
Featured in a layout in "Men Who Love Historical Non-Fiction" Magazine: COCO O'BRIEN

Has beautiful long blonde hair: COCO AUSTIN
Has a red mop top that he can make move disturbingly like a wig: COCO O'BRIEN

At 18, began specializing in lingerie, swimsuit, and body modeling: COCO AUSTIN
At 18, began specializing in not hitting puberty: COCO O'BRIEN

Known for having an attractive, extremely feminine body: BOTH COCO AND CONAN, NATCH.

So that's that! Hopefully, this handy guide will clear up any possible confusion. Don't forget to watch OUR Conan tonight, with one of our favorite people, Ice-T... And hopefully Ice will bring HIS Coco along for a surprise appearance! Fingers crossed!