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Rob Kutnet Tweets: "When we die, it's all good. Whatevs." (Dante's Inferno, if Beatrice had been into him)"
Follow CONAN writer Rob Kutner @ApocalypseHow
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Conan O'Brien Tweets: "My hair just urged me to run for office."
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Andy Richter Tweets: "Are you ready, boots? No? Okay." - Nancy Sinatra today, probably"
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Dan Cronin Tweets: "I'd love to think that even in ancient Greece, Myron was considered kind of a dork name."
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Brian Kiley Tweets: "My Dad told me, "Brian, don't be a follower." I said, “Dad, I don’t think you understand how twitter works"
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Laurie Kilmartin Tweets: "Lance Armstrong took his Tour de France wins off his Twitter bio. Now it reads, “Lance Armstrong, America’s 1st Asshole Cancer Survivor."
Follow CONAN writer Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16
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Todd Levin Tweets: "Right now, Gwyneth Paltrow is politely correcting someone on their pronunciation of "açaí."
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Rob Kutnet Tweets: "When we die, it's all good. Whatevs." (Dante's Inferno, if Beatrice had been into him)"
Follow CONAN writer Rob Kutner @ApocalypseHow
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Andrés du Bouchet Tweets: "GOOD GOD, WHO would name their daughter Dilda? No one? Oh good."
Follow CONAN writer Andrés du Bouchet @dubouchet
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Josh Comers Tweets: "My favorite scene in The Outsiders was when Mitt Romney's sons attack Pony Boy and Johnny."
Follow CONAN writer Josh Comers @joshcomers
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