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Conan Tweets: "Am I the only one that tests "forever" postage stamps by smothering them with a pillow?"
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Conan Tweets: "Am I the only one that tests "forever" postage stamps by smothering them with a pillow?"
Follow Conan @ConanOBrien
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Andy Richter Tweets: "BUYER BEWARE!: Hamsters are not aquatic."
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Andrés du Bouchet Tweets: "Episode Seven: It's Just A Movie Please Base Your Happiness On Real Stuff"
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Scott Gairdner Tweets: "So you moved from Myspace to Facebook to Twitter to Instagram and that was your life?"- my kids
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Rob Kutner Tweets: "Obama cancels White House Halloween festivities. FoxNews reports: "Obama Denies Food to Children Wandering the Streets"
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Jose Arroyo Tweets: "I can't wait for the erection to be over. That's not a typo, I accidentally took 3 pills."
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Dan Cronin Tweets: "I just sneezed with a mouth full of salmon into a napkin. It got into my eyebrows. This is funnier than anything I've ever done in comedy."
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Brian Kiley Tweets: "I've noticed a significant difference between people who count sheep and people who court sheep."
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Josh Comers Tweets: "My cats don't get why I'm dressing them up like sluts. #Halloween"
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