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Conan O'Brien Tweets: "In order to justify eating veal, I just pretend the calf was funnier than me."
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Conan O'Brien Tweets: "In order to justify eating veal, I just pretend the calf was funnier than me."
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Andy Richter Tweets: "I know it's supposed to be a threat, but having someone hold my feet to the fire sounds kinda nice."
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Dan Cronin Tweets: "I know some people hate when I try to slip in new slang words I'm trying to get started, but I guess that's just me nertzin my skags."
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Andrés du Bouchet Tweets: "Last night I dreamt that Instagram could post photos directly to my Moleskine notebook, and I was the MOST ARTISTIC BOY IN THE WORLD!"
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Josh Comers Tweets: "The dentist always give you a tooth brush, yet the proctologist gives me a look when I ask for a few gloves."
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Todd Levin Tweets: "Gangnam style!!! [has stroke, slumps over steering wheel]"
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Laurie Kilmartin Tweets: "In Las Vegas, a gun went off after someone threw it into a deep fryer. Unfortunately, no one was killed."
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Rob Kutner Tweets: "Not having much luck with my screenplay about Charlton Heston fighting mutants by feeding them hazelnuts & salmon, "Omega 3 Man"
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Brian Kiley Tweets: "I always go with my gut but lately, I hate my gut's guts."
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