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"Now that all the publicity has died down, you can really find some great deals on Bath Salts."
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"I'm so full of myself, otherwise I'd be a pile of skin."
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"That guy in the Gamefly ad who throws a fit when he only gets $9 for his used video game seems like he'd be a great friend."
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Just heard the opposing team's coach tell her kids, "You're all Katniss. You must win for your district." Should be a fun game.
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"Tonight I heard my cat urinating against the wall of her litter box, like some dumb jock."
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"I can't stop staring at this and thinking that it somehow foretells humanity's doom."
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"Here's to another day of giving it my some!"
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"You know who never worked again? That guy who designed the birthday hat."
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