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"Hold still, Daddy!"
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"I just hid a single pubic hair in @robdelaney's dressing room at CONAN. It's like a modern day Princess & the Pea!"
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"Good morning followers! I know most of you are prostitutes or bots, but I still want you to follow your dreams!"
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"The Democrats are in Charlotte. Wouldn't you know it, Bill Clinton showed up in the wrong Charlotte."
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"So sick of my avatar. but it's the only picture of me without mascara tears."
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". @best_coast Don't bother trying to have sex with me on CONAN tonight. I'm a professional & will be focusing on my craft."
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"What's that, we've just landed in 1958 and I have to pick a showbiz name? "Bobby Gimlet."
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"I would be WAY more interested in "Premium Rush" if it featured Joseph Gordon-Levitt racing around on a pennyfarthing."
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"I'm terrified of the day robots became self-aware and start wearing fedoras."
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"Fun email I received from Conan producer before last night's taping."
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