Vinnie Jones explains how to do CPR. No kissing allowed: [via The Daily What]
In memeoriam: the memes we lost in 2011: [via Tastefully Offensive]
Two turtles high-five. They're the bros of the sea:
Other Viral Gems From Around the Interwebs:
My son asked me what happens when you die, and I said, "I’m watching Chopped, just google it."
.@DriveByTruckers play the expletive out of "Sh*t Shots Count." -> http://t.co/gvPSho73mv #CONAN