Babies are prisoners, and cribs are prisons: [via BuzzFeed]
Who has the better mobile phone: Batman or Superman? [via The Awesomer]
Hey, reporter, watch out for that -- never mind: [via The Daily What]
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Two things: Comedy is about being relatable and also, I’m tired of the interns not saluting me.
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