Babies are prisoners, and cribs are prisons: [via BuzzFeed]
Who has the better mobile phone: Batman or Superman? [via The Awesomer]
Hey, reporter, watch out for that -- never mind: [via The Daily What]
Other Viral Gems From Around the Interwebs:
Still can’t believe that "Elon Musk" isn’t an Eastern European cologne tycoon.
Previously on #CONAN: @StevieHaute shows Conan a bloody good time. -> http://t.co/SjAUnGPdB8