1. Greco-Roman-Jellyfish Wrestling
2. Gymnastics Rings Over Angry God Mouth
3. Men's Discus Throw (Without Skin)
4. 100 Meter Freestyle Swim In Pool Of Hotdogs
5. Olympic Woman's Archery With Giant Locust
6. The Javelin Catch
Out of the loop… what’s all this about President Obama being worse than Cynthia Nixon?
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