There is a dimension beyond the fifth. A vast and timeless place where dancing clocks and talking rabbits intersect. A reality of noise and color and giant leeches. You knock on a door. Your therapist tells you to come in, but your fingers fall off. Welcome to the nightmare dimension. These are its Olympic sports...
1. Greco-Roman-Jellyfish Wrestling 
2. Gymnastics Rings Over Angry God Mouth 
3. Men's Discus Throw (Without Skin) 
4. 100 Meter Freestyle Swim In Pool Of Hotdogs 
5. Olympic Woman's Archery With Giant Locust 
6. The Javelin Catch