The Terrible 20: New Names For Corn Syrup

When many Americans hear the words "high-fructose corn syrup," they immediately think of the sweet substance in sodas and packaged foods that has been linked to a variety of health problems. Which is why the FDA is trying to stop manufacturers of corn syrup from changing the name of the product to something that at least SOUNDS a little more healthy. We thought we’d help them out.

We came up with 5 new names for corn syrup and we want you to think of 15 more. Leave your submissions in the comments or tweet them @TeamCoco with the hashtag #CocoCornSyrup. We’ll post our favorites right here tomorrow!

UPDATE: The list is now complete! Thanks to everyone who pitched in!

The Terrible 20: New Names For Corn Syrup!

20. Sugar Plus!
    
    
19. Yum Yum Joy Goop
    
    
18. High Flavor Health Nectar
    
    
17. Mama’s Maize Mucus
    
    
16. Nature’s Coronary Candy
    
    
15. Vegan Honey - Andrew Cullen
    
    
14. Liquid Kettle Korn - Sandy Dinka
    
    
13. Subsidized Sugar Subsitute - AJ Wilkins
    
    
12. Iowa's Elixer - @NickBrommer
    
    
11. Foot-B-Gone, Fast Acting Formula! - Patrick Jones
    
    
10. The Sweetener Formerly Known As High Fructose Corn Syrup - Greg Laskey
    
    
9. Nebraska Nectar - Edgar P. Bautista
   
   
8. Ear Candy - Rick Nagy
   
   
7. Husky Honey - @BNPQOE
   
   
6. Tears of Zeus - @Tech_Martian
   
   
5. Cornitussin - @twayward ‏
   
   
4. C.O.R.N (Chemically Obtained Reconstituted Nectar) - Jillian Lutz
   
   
3. Corncaine - Dan Speer
   
   
2. Freedom Sugar- Christopher Lund
   
   
1. Blood Sweetener - @ErinWinebark