We came up with 5 new names for corn syrup and
UPDATE: The list is now complete! Thanks to everyone who pitched in!
The Terrible 20: New Names For Corn Syrup!
- Sugar Plus!
- Yum Yum Joy Goop
- High Flavor Health Nectar
- Mama’s Maize Mucus
- Nature’s Coronary Candy
- Vegan Honey - Andrew Cullen
- Liquid Kettle Korn - Sandy Dinka
- Subsidized Sugar Subsitute - AJ Wilkins
- Iowa's Elixer - @NickBrommer
- Foot-B-Gone, Fast Acting Formula! - Patrick Jones
- The Sweetener Formerly Known As High Fructose Corn Syrup - Greg Laskey
- Nebraska Nectar - Edgar P. Bautista
- Ear Candy - Rick Nagy
- Husky Honey - @BNPQOE
- Tears of Zeus - @Tech_Martian
- Cornitussin - @twayward
- C.O.R.N (Chemically Obtained Reconstituted Nectar) - Jillian Lutz
- Corncaine - Dan Speer
- Freedom Sugar- Christopher Lund
- Blood Sweetener - @ErinWinebark