The Terrible 20: Thanksgiving Parade Floats

Thanksgiving Day parades are always wonderful events. You've got wonderful balloons, marching bands, the town's celebrities riding around in cars and, of course, floats. Well, not all floats are good floats as it turns out. We've compiled a list of 10 of the worst floats imaginable and we need your help coming up with 10 more. Leave your terrible float ideas in the comments section or tweet the @TeamCoco with the hashtag #TerribleFloats. We'll pick our 10 favorites and we'll update this list later in the week. Get it? Good. Now get to work!

UPDATE: The list is now complete!

The Terrible 20: Thanksgiving Parade Floats

20. Qwikster's "Bad Ideas 2011" float featuring the cast of "The Playboy Club"
19. The UC Davis Pepper Spray Extravaganza!
18. Herman Cain's Hands-On Democracy Convertible
17. Huffington Post "Float Build From Other People's Floats" Float
16. MTV's "16 And Pregnant" High School Marching Band
15. Plymouth Rock Native American Smallpox Clinic
14. Goldman Sachs' "Occupy Pebble Beach" Putting Tee
13. Kim Kardashian's "Sanctity Of Marriage" Pole Dancer Bonanza
12. A&E's "Hoarders On Parade" Live-In Dumpster
11. Butterball Turkey Mobile Slaughterhouse -- Featuring The Amazing Giblet Cannon(tm)
10. The Already-Promoting-Christmas Thanksgiving-Marchers - John Staley
9. Tribute to Dad Oversized La-Z-Boy Float with Turkey Stain and Hand in Pants Action Lever - @TWMorrow
8. YouTube presents: People getting accidentally hit in the groin float. - Chad Dowdell
7. The "Black Friday Mob Trampling An Elderly Wal-Mart Greeter" float - @mehworth
6. 2 Floats, 1 Cup - Reid Anderson
5. Lady Gaga Dressed As A Rootbeer Float Float – Daniel Whalen
4. MTV Jersey Shore's Hot Tub, Featuring Suspicious Floating Substance -@DianaLSantiago
3. "The ReTweet Fleet" - A Collection Of Smaller Floats That Merely Point At Other, Better Floats - Manfred Yon
2. Jimmy buffet making love to a parrot on the hood of a Plymouth. - Matt Ricci
1. The NBA 2011-2012 Season Highlights float. - Rob Burg

That will do it for this Terrible 20, thanks to everyone who participated! We'll do it again soon, but until then HAPPY THANKSGIVING!