The holiest day of the year for marijuana-enthusiasts, April 20th, a.k.a "4/20," a.k.a "Stoner Christmas," is right around the corner. Which means the stupid idea marketplace is about to be flooded by stoners having "Eureka" moments. Luckily for humanity, it's very unlikely that any of these potheads have the motivation and/or organizational skills to make their ideas happen. So, in the event that you won't be taking part in this Friday's festivities, we thought we'd share some of the most ridiculous stoner ideas here so you don't feel left out.
We've come up with five terrible stoner ideas and
UPDATE: The list is now complete! Thanks to everyone who pitched in! The Terrible 20: Stoner Ideas
- "Dude, we should make a bong out of this bong!"
- "Let's fill the bathtub with milk and cereal, climb in, and eat ourselves clean!"
- "Hey, let's find out if any of these Phish albums sync up with "Jack and Jill."
- "Just keep shouting at CNN's Frolf Spliffzer and he'll hear you through the television."
- "I think those police officers over there would find my naked, spread-open buttocks as hilarious as I do."
- “Dude. We should put a McDouble in a Dorito's Taco and dip it in Arby's sauce.” - Cameron Johnston
- “Check it out, man, I bet if you gave that alligator a couple tokes he'd be real cool to chill with!” - Rusty Tisdale
- “Let's have quadruplets and name them after the Ninja Turtles!” - Joan Michelle Miller
- “Let's perform rap on stage with a hologram of Mitt Romney!” - Eric Car
- “Lets see if the dryer can make 5 grilled cheese sandwiches at once. I’m too stoned to turn on the stove." - @ThatNacho
- "We should replace the carpet with lawn, cause then we willn't have to vacuum anymore or take our shoes off when we come inside."- Brian Snyder
- “Dude, let's re-edit Pulp Fiction in chronological order....” - Paul Sanchez
- "Let's name our son Bongrip Von Bongenstein"#Highdeas - @JustTheDavis
- "Dude, we should totally change our names and see if people still recognize us." - Paul Sanchez
- “Dude, we should totally plant these potato chip crumbs so we can grow a potato chip tree, and we'll never have to buy chips again!” - Deborah Hawkins
- “Forget the dog. Let's go to the zoo and blow bong hits up the elephants' trunks.” - @MehWorth
- “Let's name our son Conan.” - Tony Wood
- “Dude, we should invent diet weed... so we don't get the munchies!”- Erica Davis Canfield
- “Hold on, maybe this cop knows who sang Funky Town.” - @Saltines
- “What if the fridge, is a lie?” - Matt Gordon