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The Terrible 20: Bond Girl Names



Breaking with a decades-long tradition, the new James Bond movie "Skyfall" doesn't have a single femme fatale with a comically sexual name. Has the Broccoli family run out of suggestive puns? Help us finish this list of Bond Girl names so absurdly terrible, no spy would love them. Leave your suggestions in the comments section or tweet them @TeamCoco with the hashtag #TerribleBondGirls. We'll publish the worst tomorrow.

[UPDATE: The polls have closed and The Terrible 20: Bond Girl Names is now complete. Thanks to everyone who earned their Double-O status and played along!]
  1. Glorious Steinem
  2. Rachel Milhous Nixon
  3. Madame Ovary
  4. Babe Vigoda
  5. Areola Akimbo
  6. Dixville Notch@Tsarvay
  7. Susan Double D Anthony@k373n
  8. Nudie Gingrich‏@crane2000
  9. Him Kardashian@StevenSomething
  10. Hellgasm@skewedatbirth
  11. Val TrixenElaine Elliott
  12. Jessica Boca RatonRomy Luna
  13. Vagina MonologueJeremy Hammett
  14. Baroness von Barrenwomb@KevinPerryRules
  15. Bimbo FettKalvin Goodlaxson
  16. Ophelia JohnsonMax Heyworth
  17. Jane Fondle@MattMaybray
  18. Xiu FetishSean Humphries
  19. Pelosi GaloreJack Myhervold
  20. Helvetica FontsworthJonas Polsky