There are traditional Valentine's Day gifts like boxes of chocolate and bouquets of roses… and then there are these deeply inferior presents. [UPDATE: The Terrible 20: Valentine's Day Gifts is now complete. Thanks for all of your truly terrible gift ideas!]
- Edible Arrangement of Steamed Ham Cubes
- DVD Box Set Of "NYPD Blue"
- Factory Irregular Rolos
- Weekend For Two At Newark Airport's Courtyard By Marriott
- A Special Needs Chinchilla
- Two left shoes and a half-eaten kumquat. - @quintanerd
- Edible Stretch Mark Cream - Julia Celley
- Sen. Harry Reid Romance Novels, Including Cranky Cavalier, The Scowling Pimpernel, and The Philandering Filibusterer - Jack Myhervold
- A Groupon for a Couples Colonic - Deena Nyer Mendlowitz
- Corned Beef & Cabbage Flavored Edible Underwear - @Rick1227Ward
- Bedpan With Lady Riding A Dragon Airbrushed On The Side - @unklesteve
- A Shovel And Brick Wrapped With A Ribbon - Jim Badger
- Framed, Life-Sized Oil Painting Of His Mom To Hang Over The Bed - @jesscFTW
- Erotica On Tape, Read By A Giggling Joe Biden - @SmithLGreg
- Ed Hardy Silk Nightie - Jon Berahya
- His & Hers & Hers & Hers Sister Wives Monogrammed Towels - Lloyd Sanchez
- Crotchless Chastity Belt - @JonasPolsky
- A Book Of Mr.T's Love Poems - Alan T Blondin
- Kama Sutra For Dummies - @Kevintrkdrvr
- James Carville Sex Doll - Daniel Croxton