This Thursday, everyone will gather around a big meal and give thanks for all the good things in their life—friends, family and the like. But what are some of stupider things you’ll find yourself thankful for?
[UPDATE: The polls have closed and The Terrible 20: Things To Be Thankful For is now complete. Let us all give thanks for all those who played along!]
- Lead vault crammed with black market Twinkies
- Gift card to Bennigan's with $4.32 still on it
- Ability to belch out "L'internationale"
- A close, personal friendship with Larry Storch from "F Troop"
- Superfluous third nipple
- I'm thankful that animals can't speak, specifically to the police or my wife. - Adam Woolhouse
- Access to Chris Christie's gravy fountain. - Ray Davis
- The literary insight provided by Tony Danza's teaching stint. - Stanley Amadeus
- Tucks Medicated Sandpaper - Steve Van Hamme
- The Slap Chop - Shane O'Connor
- TMZ newsroom's insightful banter - @Username3000
- That 30-day trial to Netscape. - @thedicknavis
- An audiobook collection of the Twilight saga, read by Gilbert Gottfried. - @CaptArschkarte
- Paula Broadwell offering to write my biography. - Chuck Fresh
- An oversized iPad Mini. - Jonas Polsky
- Thankful for all of the cool diseases that let me wear rubber bracelets. - Chad Yarbrough
- Surprise discovery of half a Zagnut under the couch cushion. - Sam Morris
- Turbo Tax '97: Kidz Edition - Joey Wilson
- Chilled roll of toilet paper after hot wing Wednesday. - Tyler Perry
- My vinyl collection of Nickelback's entire discography. - @AaronKarcher