Conan fell off a water buffalo during rehearsal on Monday, and he has the bruise to prove it.
Conan O'Brien unbuckles his belt on national television.
Conan drops trou and America prepares their eyes for the horror.
Conan's upper thigh: a hue of purple not typically found in the natural world.
TA-DA! Conan shows off his buffalo bruise.
You want to look away, but you can't.