"Just noticed this ornament on my parents' Christmas tree in Boston. It is commanding me to start shoplifting again." - @ConanOBrien
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Last night JJ Abrams showed a cut Star Trek scene of Cumberbatch showering. It was like looking at my reflection. http://t.co/IDze7b1Irv
#Intertubes: Zombie parkour via @io9, @Mental_Floss tells you you're wrong, sloths http://t.co/gJF9DCb5KW