Did You Know Manti Te'o Uses eHarmony?
Thanks to the popular dating site, Manti Te'o is in a completely real, totally verifiable relationship with an actual flesh and blood woman. [FunnyOrDie.com]
Hail To The Movie Chief
President Obama is great, but how does he compare to President Morgan Freeman and other cinematic Commanders in Chief? [HuffingtonPost.com]
Ice Cube's "It Was A Good Day" Interpreted By Cats
"I didn't even have to get spayed/ I gotta say it was a good day." [Buzzfeed.com]
Nick Kroll Gets Sketchy In "The Kroll Show"
Nick Kroll talks about his new show, his sports obsession, & Paul Scheer's Malibu bachelor party. [SplitSider.com]
"SNL": The Starbucks Verismo Brings Starbucks To You
Starbucks' new home coffee maker gives you the full Starbucks experience. Whether you like it or not. [NBC.com]
Needlessly Censored Kids Shows
A little suggestive black box, and suddenly "Tom & Jerry" turns unspeakably obscene. [Cracked.com]