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JORDAN SCHLANSKY: VARIOUS Quotes & Phrases

CONAN Associate Producer Jordan Schlansky is a real person, with a unique and distinct perspective on the world. Click the button below to hear Jordan's fascinating insights into the human condition.

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JORDAN SCHLANSKY: VARIOUS Quotes & Phrases

“The moistness of the cake—I'm in heaven right now.”

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Jordan Schlansky

Associate Producer, CONAN

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