The awesome Arctic Monkeys' new album is Suck It and See. Arctic Monkeys are like our favorite band ever--if it's possible to legally wed an entire band, we would. AND DON'T THINK WE HAVEN'T TRIED.
I sense there is a plan to commemorate my birthday with an equestrian statue on the Washington Mall and I approve.
RT @thecomedybureau: .@teamcoco's Bill Tull gives more budget tips, this time for Easter http://t.co/3JmhWu95M0