The awesome Arctic Monkeys' new album is Suck It and See. Arctic Monkeys are like our favorite band ever--if it's possible to legally wed an entire band, we would. AND DON'T THINK WE HAVEN'T TRIED.
Saturn just gave birth to a moon. I'm pretty sure she¹s not a single parent, because she has a ring.
Previously on #CONAN: @ConanOBrien uses @MaryKay products to transform himself into The Joker -> http://t.co/g7CvLDBiHk