Zooey Deschanel
Scientists have determined that the only thing cuter than Zooey Deschanel on "New Girl" is a baby panda on a boat of gumdrops. And that gets old after like five minutes. Advantage: Deschanel!
Scientists have determined that the only thing cuter than Zooey Deschanel on "New Girl" is a baby panda on a boat of gumdrops. And that gets old after like five minutes. Advantage: Deschanel!
Harland Williams stars in "Back in the Day" which gets released in Indiana theaters one week before the rest of the country. NYC & LA, meet the new entertainment capitol of the world, Terre Haute.
Sure Laurie Kilmartin is hilarious and was a top ten finalist on Season 8 of "Last Comic Standing," but did you know she was a competitive lap swimmer as well? It's true! She's totally gonna teach us the Australian crawl as soon as she's done with her set.
We will gladly donate a trillion dollars to Alec Baldwin's favorite charity if he calls us "Lemon" and then berates us for being poor and not loving Ronald Reagan sufficiently. Or we could just watch "30 Rock" and paste a Polaroid of our face over Tina Fey. That might be cheaper.
Damon Wayans, Jr. stars in "Let's Be Cops." Sadly, no one was interested in our direct-to-video knockoff, "We Shall Become Meter Maids."
Yelawolf’s new album is entitled Love Story. We hope Ali McGraw has a guest vocal.
This "Modern Family" star is stunningly gorgeous, completely hilarious, and extraordinarily Colombian. Sofia Vergara is just like us!
Paul F. Tompkins hosts the new satirical news show "No, You Shut Up!" If they're turning childhood taunts into shows, can "I Call No Takebacks!" be far behind?
On our show, Tig Notaro has talked about doing a topless stand-up set, deconstructed Goldilocks with Jon Dore, and squeaked a stool across the stage. God only knows what Tig's got planned this time.
Michael Moore's latest film is "Where To Invade Next." We're sure Michael has nothing controversial at all to say and no one will be ruffled by his new movie.
Ellie Kemper returns in a new season of "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt". She's our favorite underground dweller since the sandworms in "Dune!"
Sean Patton will be appearing at the Hell Yes Festival in New Orleans. Or, as our mother will insist on calling it, the H-E-Double-Hockey Stick Festival.