Zooey Deschanel
Scientists have determined that the only thing cuter than Zooey Deschanel on "New Girl" is a baby panda on a boat of gumdrops. And that gets old after like five minutes. Advantage: Deschanel!
Scientists have determined that the only thing cuter than Zooey Deschanel on "New Girl" is a baby panda on a boat of gumdrops. And that gets old after like five minutes. Advantage: Deschanel!
After starring in films like "Sausage Party," "Freddy Got Fingered," and "Half-Baked," Harland Williams is starring in the animated kids series "Puppy Dog Pals." We have a feeling the Disney Junior audience won’t be as familiar with his previous work.
You didn’t hear it from us, but Laurie Kilmartin is our favorite CONAN writer. Her Seeso comedy special "45 Jokes About My Dead Dad" is available now.
Alec Baldwin stars in "The Boss Baby." We’re really hoping it’s the prequel to “30 Rock” in which Alec plays Baby Jack Donaghy.
Damon Wayans, Jr. stars in "Let's Be Cops." Sadly, no one was interested in our direct-to-video knockoff, "We Shall Become Meter Maids."
Yelawolf’s new album is entitled Love Story. We hope Ali McGraw has a guest vocal.
This "Modern Family" star is stunningly gorgeous, completely hilarious, and extraordinarily Colombian. Sofia Vergara is just like us!
Paul F. Tompkins hosts the new satirical news show "No, You Shut Up!" If they're turning childhood taunts into shows, can "I Call No Takebacks!" be far behind?
On our show, Tig Notaro has talked about doing a topless stand-up set, deconstructed Goldilocks with Jon Dore, and squeaked a stool across the stage. God only knows what Tig's got planned this time.
Michael Moore's latest film is "Where To Invade Next." We're sure Michael has nothing controversial at all to say and no one will be ruffled by his new movie.
Ellie Kemper returns in a new season of "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt". She's our favorite underground dweller since the sandworms in "Dune!"
Sean Patton will be appearing at the Hell Yes Festival in New Orleans. Or, as our mother will insist on calling it, the H-E-Double-Hockey Stick Festival.