Zooey Deschanel
Scientists have determined that the only thing cuter than Zooey Deschanel on "New Girl" is a baby panda on a boat of gumdrops. And that gets old after like five minutes. Advantage: Deschanel!
Scientists have determined that the only thing cuter than Zooey Deschanel on "New Girl" is a baby panda on a boat of gumdrops. And that gets old after like five minutes. Advantage: Deschanel!
Harland Williams stars in "Back in the Day" which gets released in Indiana theaters one week before the rest of the country. NYC & LA, meet the new entertainment capitol of the world, Terre Haute.
Sure Laurie Kilmartin is hilarious and was a top ten finalist on Season 8 of "Last Comic Standing," but did you know she was a competitive lap swimmer as well? It's true! She's totally gonna teach us the Australian crawl as soon as she's done with her set.
We will gladly donate a trillion dollars to Alec Baldwin's favorite charity if he calls us "Lemon" and then berates us for being poor and not loving Ronald Reagan sufficiently. Or we could just watch "30 Rock" and paste a Polaroid of our face over Tina Fey. That might be cheaper.
Damon Wayans, Jr. stars in "Let's Be Cops." Sadly, no one was interested in our direct-to-video knockoff, "We Shall Become Meter Maids."
Eminem protégé Yelawolf tears up our stage with a track off his new album, Radioactive.
This "Modern Family" star is stunningly gorgeous, completely hilarious, and extraordinarily Colombian. Sofia Vergara is just like us!
Paul F. Tompkins hosts the new satirical news show "No, You Shut Up!" If they're turning childhood taunts into shows, can "I Call No Takebacks!" be far behind?
Tig Notaro left Texas after she dropped out of high school, but she returns with a Grammy nomination & an assistant credit on Xena: Warrior Princess, AKA the nerdy version of Walker: Texas Ranger.
Michael Moore has a new autobiography called Here Comes Trouble. We are shocked, shocked that Michael Moore has been troublemaker since way back. We also can't believe they took the word "gullible" out of the dictionary.
"Sex Tape" star Ellie Kemper used to be an intern here on CONAN. So, clearly, if you intern on CONAN, you get on a Sex Tape. Wait, what?
Sean Patton will be appearing at the Hell Yes Festival in New Orleans. Or, as our mother will insist on calling it, the H-E-Double-Hockey Stick Festival.