Show Schedule

March 19 - March 22, 2012

  1. Monday, March 19: Show 229

    • Ewan McGregor

      Ewan McGregor stars in "Salmon Fishing in the Yemen." God, we are so TIRED of these generic movie titles that could describe virtually ANYTHING!

    • David Mizejewski

      National Wildlife Federation Naturalist & Animal Expert David Mizejewski has a bevy of wild 'n crazy animals to show off. Why can't we ever book a sleepy kitten expert? It'd be easier on our nerves.

    • Dana Gould

      The hilarious Dana Gould was a writer on "The Simpsons" just like Conan was. We wanna start a Kickstarter to commission them to write The Funniest "Simpsons" Episode Ever. Can we borrow 5 bucks first?

  2. Tuesday, March 20: Show 230

    • Shaquille O'Neal

      Shaquille O’Neal is a studio analyst for TNT’s "Inside the NBA" & the new spokesman for Dove Men’s "Journey to Comfort." We can only assume that Shaq’s shower loofah is the size of a Buick Skylark.

    • Steve Schirripa

      Steve Schirripa is reuniting with "Sopranos" pals James Gandolfini and Michael Imperioli on "Nicky Deuce," based on the book that Steve wrote. We hope Carmela is bringing by some prosciut' for the craft service table.

    • Sharon Van Etten

      Sharon Van Etten has a new album called Tramp. Which we guess makes us the "Lady." We’ll start rolling a meatball towards Sharon with our nose as soon as she finishes her song.

  3. Wednesday, March 21: Show 231

    • Will Ferrell

      Will Ferrell is the king of the anchor's desk, the race track and Santa's workshop, and sometime he finds time to stop by and give Conan a shave.

    • Dr. Sanjay Gupta

      Dr. Sanjay Gupta has a new show based on his novel called "Monday Mornings" Monday Mornings about the high-pressure world of surgery. Our book called Monday Mornings would probably be about dealing with throbbing hangovers.

    • Birdy

      Birdy's self-titled album is out now. Did you know Birdy is only 15 years old? When we were 15 we could barely handle the intricate rigors of bagging groceries.