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Show Schedule for March 19 - 26, 2012

March 19 - 26, 2012
  • Monday, March 19

    Dana Gould

    The hilarious Dana Gould was a writer on "The Simpsons" just like Conan was. We wanna start a Kickstarter to commission them to write The Funniest "Simpsons" Episode Ever. Can we borrow 5 bucks first?

  • Tuesday, March 20

    Shaquille O'Neal

    Shaquille O'Neal is a studio analyst for TNT's "Inside the NBA" & the new spokesman for Dove Men's "Journey to Comfort." We can only assume that Shaq's shower loofah is the size of a Buick Skylark.

    Steve Schirripa

    Steve Schirripa is reuniting with "Sopranos" pals James Gandolfini and Michael Imperioli on "Nicky Deuce," based on the book that Steve wrote. We hope Carmela is bringing by some prosciut' for the craft service table.

    Sharon Van Etten

    Sharon Van Etten has a new album called Tramp. Which we guess makes us the "Lady." We'll start rolling a meatball towards Sharon with our nose as soon as she finishes her song.

  • Wednesday, March 21

    Dr. Sanjay Gupta

    Dr. Sanjay Gupta has a new show based on his novel called "Monday Mornings" Monday Mornings about the high-pressure world of surgery. Our book called Monday Mornings would probably be about dealing with throbbing hangovers.

  • Monday, March 26

    Liam Hemsworth

    Liam Hemsworth moves from District 12 to high-tech corporate espionage in "Paranoia." It's the one place that might be more bloodthirsty that the Hunger Games.

    Moshe Kasher

    The hilarious Moshe Kasher has a new book Kasher in the Rye. Let's hope Mosher doesn't pull a Salinger and disappear into a puff of hermetic smoke; he's too funny to be a shut-in!