National Wildlife Federation Naturalist & Animal Expert David Mizejewski has a bevy of wild 'n crazy animals to show off. Why can't we ever book a sleepy kitten expert? It'd be easier on our nerves.
The hilarious Dana Gould was a writer on "The Simpsons" just like Conan was. We wanna start a Kickstarter to commission them to write The Funniest "Simpsons" Episode Ever. Can we borrow 5 bucks first?
Shaquille O'Neal is a studio analyst for TNT's "Inside the NBA" & the new spokesman for Dove Men's "Journey to Comfort." We can only assume that Shaq's shower loofah is the size of a Buick Skylark.
Steve Schirripa is reuniting with "Sopranos" pals James Gandolfini and Michael Imperioli on "Nicky Deuce," based on the book that Steve wrote. We hope Carmela is bringing by some prosciut' for the craft service table.
Sharon Van Etten has a new album called Tramp. Which we guess makes us the "Lady." We'll start rolling a meatball towards Sharon with our nose as soon as she finishes her song.
Will Ferrell is the king of the anchor's desk, the race track and Santa's workshop, and sometime he finds time to stop by and give Conan a shave.
Birdy's self-titled album is out now. Did you know Birdy is only 15 years old? When we were 15 we could barely handle the intricate rigors of bagging groceries.
The hilarious Moshe Kasher has a new book Kasher in the Rye. Let's hope Mosher doesn't pull a Salinger and disappear into a puff of hermetic smoke; he's too funny to be a shut-in!