Show Schedule
April 2 - April 5, 2012
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Monday 04/02: Show 237
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Neil Patrick Harris
The relentlessly charming Neil Patrick Harris stars in "How I Met Your Mother." We're thankful it's not about how our dad met our mom, since the whole show would take place at a Mexican dogtrack. -
Kate Miccuci
She was adorable with a ukulele on "Scrubs" and now she's adorable with a ukulele on "Raising Hope." Note to self: learn how to play ukulele and also become adorable, somehow. -
Yuna
Yuna's self-titled album is out 4/24 and her new Pharrell Williams-produced single is out now.. Yuna says her music is Mary Poppins meets Coldplay; we'd kill to see Chris Martin rock a flying umbrella.
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Tuesday 04/03: Show 238
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Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson has a brand new one-man show "Undisputed Truth--Live on Stage" playing in Las Vegas. We hear it's much better than "Cats" and we're going to see it and again. (Classic SNL gag for the win!)
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Chris Elliott
Chris Elliott stars in the hilarious and cartoonishly violent "Eagleheart," Coincidentally enough, hilarious and cartoonishly violent also describe our dancing style. -
Cy Amundson
The very funny Cy Amundson is making his late night television debut with us. Shh! No one tell him about the hazing process until Arsenio comes over with the shaving cream and the women's lingerie.
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Wednesday 04/04: Show 239
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Seann William Scott
Seann William Scott is back as Stifler in "American Reunion." We can't wait to see what pastry gets violated this time. The smart money is on a saucy empanada! -
Maria Menounos
The beautiful Maria Menounos is on the new season of "Dancing with the Stars." Did you know that Maria was Miss Teen Massachusetts? Don't tell Conan, though--that was his dream title growing up. -
Heartless Bastards
Heartless Bastards have a new album called Arrow. BTW, saying to co-workers "Boy, can't wait for the Heartless Bastards to get here!" sounds weirder than you'd think.
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Thursday 04/05: Show 240
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Aziz Ansari
The very funny Aziz Ansari has a new stand-up special, "Aziz Ansari: Dangerously Delicious." Which we think was also on the APB put out after the Lucky Charm Leprechaun escaped from prison. -
Christina Hendricks
We have no joke here, we just want to say we're deeply in love with Christina Hendricks and with "Mad Men." TEAM JOAN 4 LIFE! -
Good Old War
Indie Folksters Good Old War have a new album called Come Back as Rain. Not to be confused with our Prince tribute band, Come Back, Purple Rain.
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